Barfus Maximus alert
1 posted on
09/04/2014 8:57:15 PM PDT by
Nachum
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2 posted on
09/04/2014 8:57:47 PM PDT by
Nachum
(Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
To: Nachum
A role model for aspiring prostitutes.
3 posted on
09/04/2014 8:58:12 PM PDT by
bobo1
(progressives=commies/fascists)
To: Nachum
... because Beyonce eats all her veggies.
4 posted on
09/04/2014 9:00:06 PM PDT by
Slyfox
(Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
To: Nachum
You know, I don’t particularly like dumping on First Ladies, but gees-louise, this woman grates to excess.
She signs off, “MO”.
Mo. LMAO
Biden is Curley and Barack is Larry.
Works for me...
6 posted on
09/04/2014 9:01:29 PM PDT by
DoughtyOne
(We'll know when he's really hit bottom. They'll start referring to him as White.)
To: Nachum
They both have such tone arms.
To: Nachum
That was a typo.... She meant you’re a roly-poly model.
8 posted on
09/04/2014 9:03:45 PM PDT by
Bullish
(You ever notice that liberalism really just amounts to anti-morality?)
To: Nachum
Speaks volumes about the ‘first couple’ and their values.
11 posted on
09/04/2014 9:05:50 PM PDT by
originalbuckeye
(Moderation in temper is always a virtue; moderation in principle is always a vice. Paine)
To: Nachum
The 20 Raunchiest Lyrics on Beyonce's New Album
Source
Not only did Beyonce completely surprise (see also: shock, flabbergast, stun) the entire world by releasing a new album overnight with absolutely no warning, but she's also showing us a whole new side of herself this time around. Mainly, her sexy side. Actually, scratch that, things get straight-up raunchy. Really, really raunchy.
Bey's always been seen as the nice and sweet popstar you'd bring home to mom and dad, but she's also found herself atop many a sexy list, including GQ's Hottest Woman of the 21st Century. But her lyrics on BEYONCE are really the first time she's ventured into all-out dirty territory—we didn't know she could get down like that.
On BEYONCE, Bey's breaking the mold. And the bed. And the kitchen counter. What, you think that's gross? Check out what Beyonce says on her new album, and try not to clutch your pearls too tight.
From the funky disco throwback "Blow":
1. "I kiss you and you lick your lips/ You like it wet and so do I/ I know you never waste a drip/ I wonder how it feels sometimes"
2. "Can you lick my Skittles, it's the sweetest in the middle/ Pink is the flavor, solve the riddle"
3. "I can't wait till I get home so you can turn that cherry out/ I want you to turn that cherry out, turn that cherry out"
4. "Don't slip off when it drip off on top of you"
5. "Gimme that daddy-long stroke"
From the shimmery, sexy Jay Z duet "Drunk in Love":
6. "I get filthy with that liquor, give it to me"
7. "Why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby, I want you"
8. "We woke up in the kitchen saying 'How the hell did this sh-t happen?'"
9. "I fill the tub up halfway then I ride it with my surfboard, surfboard/ Grinding on that wood, grinding, grinding on that wood"
10. "We sex again in the morning, your breastses are my breakfast." (Note: This one belongs to Jay Z. Cover your ears, Blue Ivy.)
From the sexed-up midtempo banger "No Angel":
11. "First both of my legs go back on your head, and whatever you want, yeah baby, I'm bad"
From the club jam "Partition":
12. "Driver roll up the partition, please/ I don't need you seeing 'Yonce on her knees"
13. "Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged/ Yeah, he's so horny he wants to f---/ He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse/ He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown/ Oh Daddy, Daddy, he didn't bring the towel/ Oh baby, baby, we better slow it down"
14. "Over there I swear I saw them cameras flash/ Hand prints and footprints on my glass/ Hand prints and good grips on my ass"
15. "Private show with the music blasting/ He like to call me 'Peaches' when we get this nasty"
From the hot-and-heavy ballad "Jealous":
16. "I'm in my penthouse half-naked/ I cooked this meal for you naked"
And the D'Angelo-inspired "Rocket":
17. "Let me sit this ass on you"
18. "You rock hard/ I rock steady"
19. "Rocket 'til water falls, bathe in these waterfalls"
20. "Baby, I know you can feel it pulse, deep in my waterfall"
To: Nachum
The “wife” of the feckless fool on the hill does not have a brain. John Edwards had it right, there are two Americas—those in the white house and the rest of the country who have a real life beyond propaganda.
14 posted on
09/04/2014 9:08:56 PM PDT by
Fungi
To: Nachum
“Thanks for stayin with jay-z, keep him away from knives and lance rivera. Luvs Mich.”
15 posted on
09/04/2014 9:09:15 PM PDT by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Nachum
Oops! Got a run in mah stocking.
25 posted on
09/04/2014 9:33:15 PM PDT by
Albion Wilde
("LEX REX." ("The law is the king.") -- Samuel Rutherford)
To: Nachum
The First Lady is a perpetual barf alert. I am opposed to her trashy ways. Next she’ll be buying skittles and Ice Tea before setting up the first White House meth shack. All her sisters will be invited, Whoopi, Beyonce, Kapo Harris Perry.
I am disgusted how this woman has dishonored the House. The burning in the war of 1812 offered it more dignity than the debasement that the current insidious occupants subject it to. Weathermen now defecate there and laugh about it with the Big Zero afterwards.
GET OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE, MOOCH!!!!
To: Nachum
She also felt the Boston Bombers were incredible role models.
To: Nachum
An incredible role model for bimbo strippers everywhere!
31 posted on
09/04/2014 9:49:05 PM PDT by
Bubba_Leroy
(The Obamanation Continues)
To: Nachum
No Mooch said “Roll Model”
Dinner rolls
Crescent rolls
Cinnamon rolls
35 posted on
09/04/2014 10:54:57 PM PDT by
FreedomGuru
(Time for torches and pitchforks.)
To: Nachum
What a bubble these people live in. They don't even know how trashy they are.
We had the Eisenhowers, the Reagans, the Bushes and now this? What a disgrace. 2017 seems like a long way off.
Yup, these 'ladies' are good role models for young black teenage girls. More young single Mothers on deck. . or is that's what they want? . . All part of communist goal 40, "Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce." . . or is it communist goal 25?, "Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, music and TV." . . or probably both.
Does anyone even doubt these two occupants of the White House are communist to the core? Maybe the 38% approval rating today show most Americans are starting to 'get it'.
A wealth of information on Obama's communist roots: Obama is a Communist
IMHO, the 2013 "Article of the Year": The Threat We Face
I dare any liberal to study these two sites and have an intelligent debate. What would their rebuttal be?
36 posted on
09/04/2014 11:25:51 PM PDT by
Art in Idaho
(Conservatism is the only Hope for Western Civilization.)
To: Nachum
They both married coke sniffing pot heads.
BOW DOWN BIATCHES!!!
To: Nachum
“You´re an Incredible Role Model”
in·cred·i·ble
adjective: incredible
1. impossible to believe.
“an almost incredible tale of triumph and tragedy”
synonyms: unbelievable, beyond belief, hard to believe, unconvincing, far-fetched, implausible, improbable, highly unlikely, dubious, doubtful...
39 posted on
09/05/2014 3:11:20 AM PDT by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: Nachum
This is a role model for the first lady, so what does that say to young black girls? The cycle of thuggery continues and they cry we are being kept down by the white folk. They are thier own worst enemy. They refuse to clean thier own house and blame the neighbors for its condition.
To: Nachum
A role model for what? Working the pole @ a giggle joint on Michigan Ave? ( Yes that is Michigan centric...)...
42 posted on
09/05/2014 4:06:42 AM PDT by
taildragger
(Not my Circus, Not my Monkey ( Boy does that apply to DC...))
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