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Islam fatwas: Eating wife, toilet paper OK
World News Daily ^
| April 9, 2015
Posted on 04/12/2015 2:45:22 PM PDT by Zakeet
Who says Islam is not adapting to the times?
Fatwas issued by top clerics in Turkey and Saudi Arabia this week might be shocking to much of the civilized world, but they do indicate change.
In Turkey, the top religious authority, known as the Directorate of Religious Affairs or Divanet, proclaimed that though water is the preferred method of cleansing oneself after using the toilet, paper is now an acceptable alternative if a water source is unavailable, reports the nations Hurriyet Daily News.
[Snip]
Meanwhile, in Saudi Arabia the grand mufti has reportedly found a new definition of halal determining that, in the event of extreme hunger, it is acceptable in Islam for a man to chop up his wife and eat her or one of them as the case may be.
[Snip]
The rationale, according to multiple local reports, is that the husband and his wifes body will fuse together after the husband eats his wife. The husband would be permitted to eat parts of her body in such cases.
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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: agitprop; alreadydebunked; alreadyposted; fatwa; halal; islam; saudiarabia; sharialaw; turkey
Two more reasons why I can hardly wait for Sharia Law to come to the U.S. ...
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posted on
04/12/2015 2:45:23 PM PDT
by
Zakeet
To: Zakeet
The eating wife thing has already been debunked.
To: nickcarraway
The eating wife thing has already been debunked.What about eating toilet paper?
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posted on
04/12/2015 2:48:06 PM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(Falcon 105)
To: Zakeet
it must have been islam ... for the paper towels were describe as chicken.
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posted on
04/12/2015 2:51:17 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: nickcarraway
Islam fatwas: Eating wife, toilet paper OKBưt eating toilet paper is still okay. A man doesn't have to starve if the refrigerator is empty.
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posted on
04/12/2015 2:55:18 PM PDT
by
arthurus
(it's true!)
To: no-to-illegals
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posted on
04/12/2015 2:56:38 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: SandRat
I believe You ... Please Lead the Way, Please
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posted on
04/12/2015 3:00:23 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our Government ... Lead!!!!)
To: Zakeet
Adolphe Hitler liked the muzzies because they knew how to inflict terror unlike Christians who he thought did not have that natural ability.
Obama shares the same fascination for the muzzies the way Hitler did.
Yeah, being able to boil your wife and eat her and to use toilet paper or not is what makes for a great civilization.
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posted on
04/12/2015 3:10:03 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(If I'm ever accused of being a Christian, I'd like there to be enough evidence to convict me)
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posted on
04/12/2015 3:45:21 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW!)
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posted on
04/12/2015 3:51:16 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW!)
To: Zakeet
THIS IS RELIGON, this is what our politicians are supporting
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posted on
04/12/2015 5:27:55 PM PDT
by
ronnie raygun
(Empty head empty suit = arrogant little bastard)
To: Zakeet
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posted on
04/12/2015 5:28:55 PM PDT
by
onyx
(PLEASE SUPPORT FR. Donate Monthly or Join Club 300! God bless you all.)
To: SunkenCiv
I’ll take an “e”, please!
To: Zakeet; Slings and Arrows
Please don't eat the Charmin.
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posted on
04/12/2015 6:30:16 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Funny how Hollywood's 'No Nukes' crowd has been silent during Obama's Iranian nuclear negotiations.)
To: MeshugeMikey
(in a Boston accent)
Here I sit broken hearted,
paid my dime and only fatwa-ed
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posted on
04/12/2015 6:32:17 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Funny how Hollywood's 'No Nukes' crowd has been silent during Obama's Iranian nuclear negotiations.)
To: Zakeet
Islam fatwas: Eating wife,useing toilet paper OK I have no problem with either......:o) :o)))
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posted on
04/12/2015 6:32:21 PM PDT
by
terycarl
(common sense prevails over all)
To: a fool in paradise
We say it a little different in Texas . ; )
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posted on
04/12/2015 6:38:11 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
04/12/2015 7:26:25 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Zakeet
I guess that gives a whole new meaning to the term “eating her out”.
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posted on
04/12/2015 10:08:27 PM PDT
by
jespasinthru
(Proud Member of the Vast, Right-Wing Conspracy)
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