Yeb and his brain trust 
No reason to read beyond that. I had to click the article to see what gibberish was coming from what mouth.
Gosh...just like old Europe, when people in places like Holland couldn’t understand their King because he was Spanish.
Thought we fought a revolution to end that crap.
Yeb and his brain trust Jeb looks at us the same way he looked at Terry Schiavo.
And no, Jeb, you didn’t “stand with Schiavo”; you held the shovel for those digging her grave. On purpose. Despite our prayers and pleas. Was it some sort of political ritual sacrifice? I don’t put anything past the Bush Establishment, including Molech.
Elll homberz is no conservidado si? Whaaaaa. What a dolt. Guess the gopE will continue to NOT understand that the flyover folks are just a tad sick and tired of namby pamby pablum spewing wusses kow towing to the pc crowd. And if nothing else, when Donald wants something done, he expects results. NOT excuses. Or “YOU’RE FIRED!”
Can't even carry his own state.
In fact, Trump out-polled Jeb and Rubio COMBINED in their own state.
Tom Toles? Who the Effie Tom Toles?? Simpering beta male.
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Yeah yeah. Spoken like a good little RINO - right out of the left wing hand book.
If you believe in marriage, they have a nasty name to call you.
If you believe in saving babies, they have a nasty name to call you again.
If you believe in Christ, they have a chosen name for that "sin" too.
If you believe in self defense, again they have chosen a nasty name to call you.
If you don't support massive immigration, Jeb will again join them and have another nasty name for you.
No Jeb. No way. No how. No vote. Period.
“He attacks me every day.”
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Yeah, he does have a tendency to bite back.
But, as he says, he is mostly a counter-puncher. So, you start it and he finishes it.
CLUE: Don’t start it.
This is supposed to be a satire making fun of Yeb.
I hate to say it, but the author is the WaPo editorial cartoonist.
His “translation” - while no doubt something I could believe el jebbe might have said - may itself be an editorial.
Satire
This is not what Jeb Bush said. It is “satire” attacking Republicans (with Bush just the only one mentioned by name), for being just like Trump, according to Tom Toles (who was formerly cartoonist at the Buffalo News, in my hometown area, and is as Bernie Sanders leftist as they come).
Jebby Bush needs to go to Mexico....NOW!!!!!!!!!!
For vhy you heet mein Jebkins?
Mein Jebkins did nothink to you.
Dee nex’ time you heet mein Jebkins
I call a politzman on you.