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GUEST COLUMN: How to Talk to Your Pansy Marxist Nephew at Thanksgiving
Free Beacon ^ | 11/24/15 | Uncle Strickland

Posted on 11/25/2015 12:03:12 PM PST by SoFloFreeper

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To: VerySadAmerican

I agree. It’s not worth being around people who you really truly at the crux of it, just don’t like.


21 posted on 11/25/2015 12:20:12 PM PST by riri (Obama's Amerika--Not a fun place.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

What about talking to your liberal aunt?

You know, the perpetually menstruating, wine drinking, pseudo intellectual snob.....


22 posted on 11/25/2015 12:21:42 PM PST by dragonblustar (Bernie Sanders. Because free stuff won't give itself away.)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

23 posted on 11/25/2015 12:23:11 PM PST by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Why would anyone let Pajama Boy eat but the card table with the rest of the children?


24 posted on 11/25/2015 12:24:32 PM PST by Organic Panic
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To: SoFloFreeper

Wow...somehow gratifying...I love it!


25 posted on 11/25/2015 12:25:43 PM PST by dware (Free Survival & Prepper Ebooks: http://www.survivetherockies.com)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I’ve come pretty darn close to wringing some nephew neck myself. The one who gave the family the pajama boy Obamacare talking points pep talk a couple years ago was very hard to take without busting a gut laughing. All his “facts” were DNC fudged numbers and total BS. It was hilarious.


26 posted on 11/25/2015 12:25:57 PM PST by Bullish (Face it, insanity is just not presidential.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Ask him if he likes the Eagles or Dallas, smile and hand him a beer

Conservatives are not ideologues conservatives are going ff of the constitution and also a proven way of life.

No need to convince anyone, and it won’t happen on a holiday

If they say something outrageous in front of the kids kindly say, no, that is not correct, to protect the sensibilities of the kids, if you’re there. When they say things to the kids when you’re not there, the kids know instinctively their assertion is untested

The best way to convert someone is to live it. The house is in order, the cooks are happy, the game is on, the food is good, the cars are clean (i always have a clean car when I visit or have visitors) and look your best. Clean and groomed. In style is even better

No sniping no griping no put downs no talk of politics sex or religion

In a few years if they convert they’ll know where to go for mentoring. When they’re ready

St Francis of Assisi said ‘alwaus preach the Gospel. Use words if necessary.’
Not bad


27 posted on 11/25/2015 12:26:00 PM PST by stanne
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To: SoFloFreeper

“Go take a bath, take out the piercings, get a hair cut and get a job. Grow up finally and quit being a whiny loser living in your parent’s basement”


28 posted on 11/25/2015 12:29:05 PM PST by MNJohnnie ( Tyranny, like Hell, is not easily conquered)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

You do realize the Archie Bunker character was a foil to make conservatives look like racist rednecks and bigots right?


29 posted on 11/25/2015 12:30:11 PM PST by Bullish (Face it, insanity is just not presidential.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

"Say, do you have an extra spot at the table for me tomorrow? I would like to meet your nephew as we seem to have much in common. I will bring extra pairs of pajamas and a wonderful roast coffee blend that I picked up at the Trader Joe's for us all to share after dinner as we discuss the important issues like national health care, gun control and equal rights for transexuals. We will have a wonderful time and lots of good discussion as we sit around your carbonless fireplace - I'm sure you have one. I'm looking forward to it."


30 posted on 11/25/2015 12:30:47 PM PST by SamAdams76 (It's time we sent a junkyard dog to Washington to run the low life out)
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To: SoFloFreeper

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcDoyBvCyF8

Irwin gets washed.

Won’t help your cause, but it might make you laugh.


31 posted on 11/25/2015 12:31:34 PM PST by Califreak (Hope and Che'nge is killing U.S. Feel the Trump-mentum!(insert ireallysupportCruzdisclaimerhere/))
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To: SoFloFreeper
Point out that we tried that in 1623 at Plymouth Plantation and almost STARVED/FROZE TO DEATH. So SHUT UP!!!!!
32 posted on 11/25/2015 12:32:49 PM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Here’s a fun topic for Thanksgiving: What will Obozo put in his Presidential Library. Since he’s sequestered virtually everything from his past, about the only thing one will find in his Presidential Library is an echo.


33 posted on 11/25/2015 12:34:42 PM PST by econjack (I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I’m fortunate that two of my nephews are God fearin’, church goin’ right wingers.
The third is in the Air Force.


34 posted on 11/25/2015 12:37:16 PM PST by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: South40
My pansy Marxist nephews are products of their pansy Marxist father; ALL hate America and thus do not celebrate American holidays.

And I'm sure they don't have a problem with getting the day(s) off from work though.

Or...do they work?

35 posted on 11/25/2015 12:39:13 PM PST by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Ask him how much he paid in taxes last year and then ask why he didn’t pay more for the collective? Call him a fiscal hypocrite.

Pray America wakes


36 posted on 11/25/2015 12:41:21 PM PST by bray (Trump/Cruz 2016)
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To: Secret Agent Man
waste of time to talk to most. short assessment to see if its worth it, and if not, disengage

Bingo! Such discussions only create hard feelings, and are actually rude to others present. So deflect, then disengage.

Liberal relative: That Trump is a fascist. And Cruz is almost as bad.
Me: Who are you picking for the Super Bowl this season?

Liberal relative: But Trump...
Me: Pittsburgh has a shot if Roethlisberger stays healthy.

Liberal relative: Well, I like the Cardinals.

Grandma's happy. Everybody's happy.

37 posted on 11/25/2015 12:42:58 PM PST by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: Califreak

My favorite nephew used to be a Pajama Boy but over the last 20 years of my quiet counsel, he has made a 180 degree turn and now sits way to my right. Unfortunately, he and a whole lot of my family lives in Atlanta, and we’re in S. Florida


38 posted on 11/25/2015 12:44:40 PM PST by Ax ("You'll Never Walk Alone" (LFC))
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To: SoFloFreeper
Auntie Nuance melts the Turkey of Chappaqua.


39 posted on 11/25/2015 12:45:08 PM PST by PhilDragoo (Hussein: Islamo-Commie from Fakistan)
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

They’ve been convinced the utopian “free stuff” promises is the way things should be.

I have one with the “everyone should receive a standard living allowance that can pay for a all basic living expenses” attitude. You look at them with disbelief - that they can be that stupid, but they are. I think it is a fear of not being able to be successful. They don’t understand that if that were the case NOBODY would be successful and the entire system would fall apart. They think money = wealth and that the government prints it, so it’s just unfair that more goes to some. They have no idea how wealth is created and that our system has generated the highest standard of living in history.

That said, they also think they have it “worse off” than prior generations. I’ll give them that college tuition and health care costs have increased at disproportionate rates (to pay) but many don’t pay anything toward health care and college tuition is something that is paid over time, which shouldn’t be an issue so long as you didn’t get some STUPID degree. Plus there’s alternatives to college anyway, it’s not required.


40 posted on 11/25/2015 12:48:53 PM PST by fuzzylogic (welfare state = sharing consequences of poor moral choices among everybody)
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