Wait a minute.
This article is saying that climate change will result in “nice weather”
And that nice weather is a bad thing.
Golf scores too high? Climate Change.
Excessive Flatulence? Climate Change.
Ingrown Toenail? Climate Change.
Sad Puppies? Climate Change.
Can’t get laid? Climate Change.
Socks have holes in the toe? Climate Change.
How much did this one cost taxpayers?
Ahh, the old “headline it and report it anyway” syndrome
Their findings have not yet been formally peer-reviewed by the academic community.
ROFLMAO at just the headline. No need to read further. It’s from San Francisco. That’s funny on a Friday.
WTF? Doom and gloom about more societal wealth.
Does Emily DeMarco carry her brain around in a nice designer bag? Just in case she needs it? That way she can stay fashionable if she ever has to pull it out and use it.
Or do the alarmists pushing people in little deathtrap cars and onto bicycles so that they save the planet they get killed more often?
This may be the reason my pants keep falling off..
Call CPT. Obvious!!!
The plan in Los Angeles is to take away major road and give them to bikes and buses. the left so badly doesn’t want us driving our cars.
More traffic fatalities means fewer cars and drivers, means less global warming.
Shouldn’t we applaud that?
Nice weather, cheap fuel,... Good time to head out on the town to prep for summer!
I think I missed the news that The Onion purchased the SF Chronicle. Beautiful piece of satire, in any event. I mean, it is satire, right?
Actually, this is a highly provocative new line of research, and the implications are staggering once one starts to think of it. There will be more deaths from drowning because warmer weather means more swimming. More deaths from skin cancer because of more time on the beach. The concussion rate will soar because of more participation in field sports. There will be more campers in high country, and more deaths from grizzlies, more deaths from rattlesnake bites, and more people run over by riding lawn mowers. Not to mention more deaths from obesity because a warmer climate means more abundant food. I do not think the human race can survive better weather.
With gas at $1.29, my only regret is that I can only drive one car at a time.
Cant be all the bad drivers out there could it? I travel 124 miles a day for 27 years into a major city from the suburbs and I’ve seen it all, people taking and texting, eating food off of a dinner plate while driving with their knees, eating a hero or a burger and fries, putting on makeup, shaving, reading a newspaper and the ones who are actually driving should not be driving at all, certain ethnic groups are horrendous, the very old, seniors who are retired and out on the road at 5 am when they should be home sleeping.So now we can all rest easy knowing that its climate change and not any of the above