So let me get this straight you’re casing your dreams while the righteous Donald Trump is on his 3rd mail order wife? Lol. That’s rich.
Heidi was out of town and Senator Ted Cruz had some time on his hands after another hard day of playing “Mr. Smith Goes To Washington”.
So he decided to visit some of the Georgetown addresses given to him by a bachelor friend.
At the first one he is greeted by the madame at the door. He takes her aside and says, “Due to my recent rethinking of political alliances I may need, my friends across the aisle ... (and he goes on, screeching for several minutes) ... “I have found it necessary to ask if your girls are paid a fair wage. In fact I’m going to have to see union cards.”
The Madame is flibberjibbeted by this request, says the girls get what she pays them and asks him to leave.
Next house, same thing. He leaves crestfallen. The word is passed along to other houses of ill repute that a weirdo is on his way, so the final Madam is ready for him.
Ted pleads with her, “I’m really horny and you’re my last hope. Are your girls union?”
She replies, “Oh yes. All of them.” She lines them up for him to see.
The first on the left is `Tawny.’ Twenty years old, legs that go all the way up, a real blonde (no black roots) and she looks like a Playmate.
The next is a little older, still comely. But by the time they get to the end of the line, the last prostitute is about 80 years old, toothless and has large American breasts, but they hang down to her waist. `Effie’ is also a little hefty.
Ted shivers and says, “I’ll take `Tawny!”
The Madame shakes her head and says, “No. You’ll take Effie. She’s got seniority.”
Roberts name is probably on the list.
But he is also ambitious and smart.
Did I mention that he is Canadian.
According to that anthology of the compiled knowledge of the universe, aka Wikipedia in their article on Deborah Jeane Palfrey, aka The DC Madam, those records have already been released.
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On July 9, 2007, Palfrey released the supposed entirety of her phone records for public viewing and downloading on the Internet in TIFF format, though days prior to this, her civil attorney Montgomery Blair Sibley had dispatched 54 CD-ROM copies to researchers, activists, and journalists. Senator David Vitter (R-LA) acknowledged on the night of July 9 that he had been a customer of her escort service.
So maybe someone should go find either the .tiff or one of those CD-roms. Seems that once something hits the internet it never disappears, and 54 cd-roms must of certainty have become pregnant and birthed multiple children over the years. Shouldn't be too difficult to make one or the other float to the top of the pond. Especially since FR researchers can find xeroxed articles produced with MS Word and faxed from Kinko's..
That would certainly disspell or verify any current rumors, wouldn't it?
Unless of course verification of either case is not the prime objective.