They’re speaking Beckanese. Since Cruz has become such pals with Beck, obviously one must speak his language:
Very soon, we will break the story of the Millennium.
Any minute, now...
You won’t believe it...
Really! Truly! Exclusive!
Oh, wait...
Was that a squirrel, Pat?
You, know I have a sad story about a squirrel, Pat. Can you grab me some Kleenex and a few gold coins? Speaking of gold coins, let’s hear from our sponsor, Goldline...