Posted on 05/10/2016 7:01:08 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
It’s always hard coming out. But it’s even harder not being true to yourself. So, inspired by Bruce Jenner and other intrepid souls, I’ve decided to finally start living the life I was meant to:
I identify as Barack Obama.
Oh, I can hear the cynical statements now. “Duke, your I.Q. is 50 points too high.” “Duke, you can speak fluently without a Teleprompter.” “Duke, you know there aren’t 60 states and can pronounce “corpsman.” “Duke, you’re melanin compromised.” All these things are inconsequential details, the stuff of tiresome prigs -- sort of like genitalia on a man.
Given my identity, compassion dictates I be allowed to use the bathroom of my choice. My preferred bathroom happens to be in the White House. The same is true of my preferred bedroom, kitchen, living room, Blue Room, Green Room and Map Room; and my preferred chef, servants and security detail. I’ll have my preferred executive orders, too.
Some backward thinkers will insist I use the facilities appropriate to my station; others, thinking themselves reasonable, will offer to paint my place white and erect four majestic columns at its entrance. To them I will say, you’re insensitive, bigoted, narrow-minded, unscientific, ambition-phobic racists who should be killed with fire. As with the children and youths for whom the Obama administration (my administration) has so courageously taken up the cudgels, it is unconscionable to suggest I shouldn’t be allowed to use the facilities consistent with my identity.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
My dog “identifies” what he expells as b.o.
Way too short. Great stuff...: )
I identify as an illegal alien. Where’s my FREE STUFF?!!
I identify as Anastasia, the true heiress to the Russian throne. Too bad, Vlad.
Do ya suck at golf too?
If I did that I think suicide would be in order!
Please address me as Your Serene and Most Eminent Majesty; then we’ll discuss.
Pimping for patent troll and fraudster Lemelson...shame on MIT
I self identify as a sea urchin.
A quick search indicates the Lemelsons are reliable Democrat contributors...surprise!
LOL :)
ahhh but they are still both idiots
I identify as an indigent. That gets me all kinds of free stuff and relieves me of paying taxes. Let’s see where that gets me.
More apropos would be the hypothetical case wherein he self-identifies as Black and demands the right to use the n-word in trendy reference to “his people” even though such use is offensive to a majority of people.
He’s not black. Changing his physical appearance doesn’t make him black and it certainly doesn’t give him the right to use the n-word as it’s used by actual black people in their own culture/community.
It isn’t just that Baraq couldn’t pronounce corpsman.
It’s that he had NO idea what one is, or what they do.
I identify as the latest Powerball winner. Pay up!
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