Posted on 05/10/2016 7:01:08 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
Its always hard coming out. But its even harder not being true to yourself. So, inspired by Bruce Jenner and other intrepid souls, Ive decided to finally start living the life I was meant to:
I identify as Barack Obama.
Oh, I can hear the cynical statements now. Duke, your I.Q. is 50 points too high. Duke, you can speak fluently without a Teleprompter. Duke, you know there arent 60 states and can pronounce corpsman. Duke, youre melanin compromised. All these things are inconsequential details, the stuff of tiresome prigs -- sort of like genitalia on a man.
Given my identity, compassion dictates I be allowed to use the bathroom of my choice. My preferred bathroom happens to be in the White House. The same is true of my preferred bedroom, kitchen, living room, Blue Room, Green Room and Map Room; and my preferred chef, servants and security detail. Ill have my preferred executive orders, too.
Some backward thinkers will insist I use the facilities appropriate to my station; others, thinking themselves reasonable, will offer to paint my place white and erect four majestic columns at its entrance. To them I will say, youre insensitive, bigoted, narrow-minded, unscientific, ambition-phobic racists who should be killed with fire. As with the children and youths for whom the Obama administration (my administration) has so courageously taken up the cudgels, it is unconscionable to suggest I shouldnt be allowed to use the facilities consistent with my identity.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
Now you can go use the WH toilets, or so says Loretta Lynch.
***I self identify as a sea urchin***
Urchin, urchin, urchin, urchin...emergency. So urchin.
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