Noah’s Ark Crashes Into Coast Guard Vessel… You Read That Right

gCaptain ^ | June 10, 2016 | Mike Schuler

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Replica? Did he get the blue prints from God or something?

[DaxtonBrown]

“A boat under tow is not “in control” to go out of control, so the error was made by the craft doing the towing.”

Especially when it looks ike a blunt nosed barge.

[R_Kangel]

..... It destroyed the entire unicorn containment area .... Again!

[OldNewYork]

Uff da.

[minnesota_bound]

The animals fell out 2 x 2

[DoughtyOne]

Are you sure?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Of course.

Skittles are pooped out by magical rabbits.

Smart pills are pooped out by non-magical rabbits or so older siblings have been telling the younger for several millennia.

[SunkenCiv]

With modern power tools it took over 300 man-years of labor to build each of the Ark 'replicas'.

[SunkenCiv]

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