[Jeff Chandler]

Handlers are changing her diaper and fitting the waste collection bags at this time

I'm sure part of her debate preparation resembles a colonoscopy preparation.

[Rennes Templar]

Local EMT service providers brushing up on seizure protocols.

[Bubba_Leroy]

All Hillary needs to do is not have a five minute coughing fit, seizure, or collapse to the floor during the debate, and the MSM will unanimously declare her the winner.

[mmichaels1970]

CNN has just declared that Hilary easily won the debate.

[dragnet2]

Trump can open the debate with, “Hillary, I hope your feeling better after collapsing recently”.

[Bobalu]

[Leaning Right]

Monday, 4 PM: NBC makes up a poll result that shows Hillary has won the debate by a 3 to 1 margin. The poll will be released the instant to debate ends.

5 PM: Afraid of being scooped, and afraid of making Hillary angry, ABC and CBS make up their own poll results. Both polls show that Hillary has won the debate by a 4 to 1 margin.

6 PM: MSNBC makes up a poll result that shows Hillary has won the debate by a zillion to 1. Since no one at MSNBC is good at math, no one there realizes that a “zillion” is not a real number.

[rainee]

Hope she wears that orange pantsuit

[KeyLargo]

See a preview of the questions to Hillary tonight.

Holt’s softball interview of his friend Hillary Clinton

Nightly News | January 29, 2016
Full Interview: Lester Holt Goes One-on-One With Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton sits down with Lester Holt in Des Moines, Iowa, in an exclusive interview ahead of the Iowa caucus.

http://www.nbcnews.com/video/nightly-news/58408973

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Don’t forget the step stool she requested...

[whiterhino]

8:00PM Trump places the air horn/strobe light combo in his jacket pocket for his “response” to her first comment.