Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital

The Rotherham Bugle ^ | November 18, 2016

[Safetgiver]

This..Can’t...be....Right.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Seems like a cork should be standard

In circumstances such as this, a cork, propelled by sufficient velocity would make a formidable projectile.

[Blood of Tyrants]

ROTFL!

[bert]

Myth Busters, calling the Myth Busters

[dainbramaged]

No decent tattoo artist would be smoking while working. That’s all I’m going to say.

[aquila48]

Glad you caught the “breaking” news angle... :)

[WayneS]

So, Charlton Heston on one cheek and Stephen Boyd on the other?

[Trillian]

Hers probably would have taken up too much bandwidth.

[Jonah Hex]

"...I sense a slight ripple in the buttock cleavage area just around Charlton Heston’s whip, and a hissing sound – more of a whoosh than a rasp – and before I know what’s happening, there’s a flame shooting from her arse to my fag and my beard's gone up like an Aussie bush fire.”

[Stosh]

In this situation, it sounds like it may take a while to get to the bottom of it.

[BenLurkin]

It IS made up

[CorporateStepsister]

Oh this is just too priceless; I already posted the article on my Facebook page for friends and family.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

You may have redefined the category.

[husky ed]

Flame ‘n fart – keep ’em apart’.

I was trying to read this to my 90 year old mother through laughing fits and tears. Hers and mine both <;-)

Ed

[Jeff Chandler]

a double buttock representation of the chariot race scene from the iconic 1959 film, Ben Hur

What an ass.

[pinkandgreenmom]

Nothing says “klass” like double buttock representation.

[aquila48]

And you have to wonder what happened to her bush...

Though it’s unclrear whether she had gone to Beaver’s barbershop prior to going to Ink It Good Tattoo Emporium

[DariusBane]

Now that wasn’t the least bit repulsive now was it? But what a beauty story to be certain!

[bert]

Damn, just damn...... now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are

[Rebelbase]

That was the best line of the whole story. ROTF!