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Cheese suspected in pizza delivery theft
Hanover Evening Sun ^ | 28 January 2017 | Kaitlin Greenockle

Posted on 01/28/2017 2:04:54 PM PST by lightman

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Cheese.

S on
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B ama

1 posted on 01/28/2017 2:04:54 PM PST by lightman
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To: lightman

You can’t make this stuff up.


2 posted on 01/28/2017 2:06:08 PM PST by aposiopetic
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Haven’t had a more fitting name in a news story since Bobbit.


3 posted on 01/28/2017 2:06:33 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: lightman

Pepperoni was innocent.


4 posted on 01/28/2017 2:07:48 PM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: wattojawa
Of course this was my first thought:


5 posted on 01/28/2017 2:08:26 PM PST by lightman (Trump = The Twenty-first century's Teddy Roosevelt!)
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To: lightman

John Dough got away.


6 posted on 01/28/2017 2:08:34 PM PST by thesharkboy (Charter member of the Basket of Deplorables)
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To: lightman

Buckwheat was tired of eating sammiches


7 posted on 01/28/2017 2:10:04 PM PST by ImNotLying (The Constitution is an instrument for the people to restrain the government...Patrick Henry)
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To: lightman

Bet he will lose his cottage, too.


8 posted on 01/28/2017 2:11:46 PM PST by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: aposiopetic

Da cheese be standin alone.


9 posted on 01/28/2017 2:12:50 PM PST by Noumenon ("Only the dead have seen an end to war.")
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To: lightman

“A little fermented Curd” Monty Python Rocked.


10 posted on 01/28/2017 2:13:13 PM PST by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
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To: lightman

Obviously not a member of the Mozzarella family.


11 posted on 01/28/2017 2:13:33 PM PST by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: Safetgiver

Bet his minnestroni will get a work out, too.


12 posted on 01/28/2017 2:13:54 PM PST by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: lightman

My pizza! Got my name right here! Cheese!


13 posted on 01/28/2017 2:14:15 PM PST by Southern Magnolia
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To: thesharkboy; Tax-chick; Daffynition
John Dough got away.

You win the internet. :)

The delivery man identified Cheese as one of the suspects

And in this Käse, there really was a shred of evidence.

14 posted on 01/28/2017 2:16:22 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: lightman

If his partner rolls over on him, the cheese stands alone.

CC


15 posted on 01/28/2017 2:16:38 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: thesharkboy

ROFLLL!!!


16 posted on 01/28/2017 2:17:00 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of :-)Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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To: lightman

Crust hasn’t been charged.


17 posted on 01/28/2017 2:18:20 PM PST by LibWhacker
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To: lightman

LOL!


18 posted on 01/28/2017 2:19:03 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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“The delivery man identified Cheese as one of the suspects who robbed him, the affidavit states.”

One of those sentences that has never been said before.

At least there was no moose-biting going on in this sordid scenario.


19 posted on 01/28/2017 2:19:10 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them!)
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To: lightman

Sauce says he’s innocent.


20 posted on 01/28/2017 2:20:06 PM PST by LibWhacker
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