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Cheese suspected in pizza delivery theft
Hanover Evening Sun ^ | 28 January 2017 | Kaitlin Greenockle

Posted on 01/28/2017 2:04:54 PM PST by lightman

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To: SaveFerris; lightman; raygunfan; Gamecock; FredZarguna; PROCON; KC_Lion

If the library detective was Bookman, is the pizza detective Romano?


41 posted on 01/28/2017 2:34:07 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Flick Lives

This kid was skating on thin crust.

He Cheddar get himself a good lawyer or he’s gonna get shredded.

Probably was half-baked when he did it.


42 posted on 01/28/2017 2:34:27 PM PST by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
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To: lightman

Packers fan?


43 posted on 01/28/2017 2:34:40 PM PST by Palio di Siena
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To: Larry Lucido

Was it Godfather’s Pizza?

In any case, the Domino’s continue to fall....

His life is in the John’s, Papa....


44 posted on 01/28/2017 2:37:21 PM PST by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
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To: Tax-chick

You have to feel sorry for him, though. He doesn’t seem to be extra sharp, but now everybody’s made him out to be some kind of muenster.


45 posted on 01/28/2017 2:40:31 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: raygunfan; Gamecock; Larry Lucido; FredZarguna; PROCON; KC_Lion

Sorry, it’s “Oh NOW I see....”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4mTAPp1bHk


46 posted on 01/28/2017 2:42:45 PM PST by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
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To: Ezekiel

He Feta get 10 years, Jack......


47 posted on 01/28/2017 2:44:13 PM PST by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
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To: dfwgator
Lol. I always can count on you. Even though you an SEC Slappy😀
48 posted on 01/28/2017 2:44:32 PM PST by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
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To: Ezekiel

Give me a break, it hurts when I laugh. I threw my back out (by sitting in the wrong chair), and I’m still waiting for it to come back.

Getting dressed all by myself today was a victory.


49 posted on 01/28/2017 2:45:49 PM PST by Tax-chick ("The feelings business is very profitable, and the thinkings business is not.")
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To: dfwgator
I'm still laughing😀
50 posted on 01/28/2017 2:46:03 PM PST by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
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To: lightman
Aw, cheese, not this **** again!


51 posted on 01/28/2017 2:49:12 PM PST by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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To: Ezekiel

[ He doesn’t seem to be extra sharp ]

He was no Whiz, that’s for sure.


52 posted on 01/28/2017 2:53:36 PM PST by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
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Maybe his high school set the Velveeta Bar too high?

In any case, who’s The Laughing Cow, now?


53 posted on 01/28/2017 2:55:38 PM PST by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
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Getting dressed all by myself today was a victory.

Oh my, hope that's healed up soon! (seriously)

You've gouda get better, because the puns are getting cheesier, and we knead you.

54 posted on 01/28/2017 2:57:53 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: lightman

Did the Cop taking the Booking Photo tell him to say cheese?


55 posted on 01/28/2017 2:57:56 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (The way Liberals carry on about Deportation, you would think "Mexico" was Spanish for "Auschwitz".)
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To: Ezekiel

Slight improvement each day, but my punning capacity is at zero.


56 posted on 01/28/2017 2:58:52 PM PST by Tax-chick ("The feelings business is very profitable, and the thinkings business is not.")
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To: lightman
Since this was in Pennsylvania, it's quite likely that Cheese will end up in Graterford prison.
57 posted on 01/28/2017 2:59:09 PM PST by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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To: Kickass Conservative
DANG IT - you beat me - was just going to post this:



Photographer: "SAY CHEESE!!!"
58 posted on 01/28/2017 2:59:43 PM PST by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
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To: SaveFerris

Imagine the irony if the cops stopped at Cracker Barrel on the way back to the station.


59 posted on 01/28/2017 3:00:03 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: Ezekiel

Ooh now I gotta go to Cracker Barrel and get some cheesy hash browns — I usually ask for double or triple on those - burp.


60 posted on 01/28/2017 3:05:23 PM PST by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
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