To: Ciaphas Cain
Chuck Norris is now known in Israel as “Kosher Chuck” (the meat, silly).
To: Ciaphas Cain
Chuck Norris does not do push ups. He pushes the Earth away from him, and when the Earth tries to push back, he just pushes it away again...
4 posted on
02/08/2017 4:55:35 PM PST by
piytar
(http://www.truthrevolt.org/videos/bill-whittle-number-one-bullet)
To: Ciaphas Cain
6 posted on
02/08/2017 4:58:42 PM PST by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: Ciaphas Cain
2 guys who ought 2 b in some hall of fame..diff reasons, but their deeds and history put them right up there !
8 posted on
02/08/2017 5:01:43 PM PST by
litehaus
(A memory toooo long.............)
To: Ciaphas Cain
Chuck Norris was born on May 6, 1945.
... The next day Germany surrendered....
12 posted on
02/08/2017 5:21:02 PM PST by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Ciaphas Cain
I have always liked Chuck Norris and now I know why more than ever... he really is just a solid guy very kind great Christian heart I still watch Walker Texas Ranger on reruns because it’s one of those shows with a good message I will always support him and anything he does
14 posted on
02/08/2017 5:26:19 PM PST by
connyankee
(#MAGABEGINS)
To: Ciaphas Cain
Man, I hope I look that good when I’m 76!
To: Ciaphas Cain
At birth the doctor tried to circumcise baby Chuck Norris, but the knife broke.
19 posted on
02/08/2017 5:43:06 PM PST by
Shqipo
(All this Winning is so MAGAnifocent!)
To: Ciaphas Cain
Dinosaurs are not extinct. They are just hiding from Chuck Norris.
20 posted on
02/08/2017 5:44:51 PM PST by
DannyTN
To: Ciaphas Cain
21 posted on
02/08/2017 5:50:31 PM PST by
piytar
(http://www.truthrevolt.org/videos/bill-whittle-number-one-bullet)
To: Ciaphas Cain
22 posted on
02/08/2017 6:49:06 PM PST by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
To: Ciaphas Cain
Neo (from the Matrix) to Chuck: “You are the ONE!”
To: Ciaphas Cain
You know how guys can “write” their names in snow? -—Chuck Norris can write his name in concrete.
24 posted on
02/08/2017 8:53:04 PM PST by
Imnidiot
(This space for Rent)
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