I don’t have a Facebook profile
Don't worry, you'll get to participate when they are done Beta testing this.
Coming soon to all picture data bases, including drivers licenses!
and being as you’re the only person that matters in this world, even more so than vulnerable teenage girls, I guess it’s okay then. Your name has narcissist written next to it in the dictionary :)
Hope you're not looking for a job. Employers are suspicious of people with no social media footprint. They think they are either anti-social or have something to hide.