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OJ Simpson's parole may be in jeopardy after he was caught masturbating (trnc)
Daily Mail ^ | July 19, 2017 | Alan Butterfield

Posted on 07/19/2017 8:47:10 AM PDT by Ciaphas Cain

OJ Simpson could be denied parole after he was caught pleasuring himself in his cell - strictly verboten in federal prisons in the U.S. - a prison source has told Dailymail.com.

'OJ is facing a disciplinary hearing after being written up for masturbating in his prison cell,' said the source. 'He was caught by a female corrections officer making her normal rounds in late June.' Dailymail.com confirmed with Lovelock Correctional Center that it does employ female corrections officers.

When OJ, now 70, goes in front of the Nevada Department of Corrections Parole Board on Thursday, he still won't have faced a disciplinary hearing for the masturbation charge, which, says the source, could pose a problem for him.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: corrections; inmates; nothanks; ojsimpson
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To: Raycpa

Semi hard.


21 posted on 07/19/2017 8:59:50 AM PDT by TankerKC (If Mitt Romney is elected, everyone in the US will die!)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

” strictly verboten in federal prisons”

Seriously?


22 posted on 07/19/2017 9:00:23 AM PDT by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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To: TexasGator

(CNN)O.J. Simpson has spent the past eight and a half years behind bars at Lovelock Correctional Facility, a medium security prison in Nevada’s high desert.


23 posted on 07/19/2017 9:00:38 AM PDT by bert (K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;WASP .... The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column)
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To: Gay State Conservative

The Daily Mail is wrong——he is not in a federal prison.More 21st century journalism.

From the article:

“OJ was written up under the Prison Rape Elimination Act of 2003 (PREA) the first United States federal law passed dealing with the sexual assault of prisoners.”

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24 posted on 07/19/2017 9:00:48 AM PDT by Mears
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To: Ciaphas Cain

25 posted on 07/19/2017 9:01:02 AM PDT by scottinoc
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Maybe he said something lewd to the female guard while in the act, like “if it doesn’t fit, you must acquit”


26 posted on 07/19/2017 9:02:13 AM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

(in a cheesy Noo Yawk accent) AAAH! HE’S A JOIK OFF!!


27 posted on 07/19/2017 9:02:29 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (Islamophobic? NO! IslamABHORic)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

” So, what are you in for?”


28 posted on 07/19/2017 9:02:59 AM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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To: LostInBayport

It’s going to be hard to blame Mark Fuhrman for planting the DNA this time.


29 posted on 07/19/2017 9:03:20 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Gay State Conservative
He’s in a Federal prison? I thought they were state charges.

I believe because of prison overcrowding issues, state and federal prisons often accommodate one another's prisoners. Also, a state might make arrangements for particularly notorious prisoners to be housed in federal facilities which are better equipped to handle them. I assume O.J. would qualify as notorious prisoner.

30 posted on 07/19/2017 9:03:24 AM PDT by CommerceComet (Hillary: A unique blend of arrogance, incompetence, and corruption.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain
I'm out.


31 posted on 07/19/2017 9:03:39 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Ciaphas Cain

JUICE!


32 posted on 07/19/2017 9:03:52 AM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Chicken-choking-mokey-spanker...OJ Simpson is a wanker...


33 posted on 07/19/2017 9:06:43 AM PDT by Geronimo (God Bless America and President Donald J. Trump...)
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To: rlmorel

“...or using a spoon when he should have used a fork.”

No spoon or forks,...sporks!


34 posted on 07/19/2017 9:07:26 AM PDT by Beagle8U (Wake up and smell the Covfefe.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Vomit.


35 posted on 07/19/2017 9:07:29 AM PDT by HypatiaTaught (Trump's victory makes me smile 24/7)
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To: Ciaphas Cain
Coach Buzzcut: So, BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD! I understand Mr. McVicker has made a little arrangement for you guys! Yeah, a little probation. You see, class, BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD HERE are not allowed to laugh for a whole week. That's right, AND IF THEY DO LAUGH, they'll be expelled, and they'll have to go to Hope High School, WHERE THEY'LL GET THEIR ASSES KICKED ON A DAILY BASIS BY ALL THE OTHER DELINQUENTS, HA HA HA!!

[The entire class laughs at their horrible situation, but Beavis and Butt-Head know they better not laugh at that comment.]

Coach Buzzcut: Well, I was REAL GLAD to hear that, because this is Sex Education Week. That's right, SEX ED WEEK! [He hears Beavis and Butt-Head trying to giggle, so he gets closer to them to start yelling in their faces.] We're going to be talking about THE PENIS!!! [He gets right into Butt-Head's face, as he tries to hold back from laughing.]

Coach Buzzcut: We'll be talking about THE VAGINA!!! DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, BUTT-HEAD?! DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE TESTICLES?! [Butt-Head covers his mouth, to stop himself from giggling too hard.] Yes, we're ALSO going to be talking about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! THE SCROTUM! THE CLITORIS! AND... [He then pulls Butt-Head's hand away from his mouth. Butt-Head starts crying from holding it back so hard.] AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION!!!

[The entire class explodes into laughter as Coach Buzzcut returns to his desk, while Beavis and Butt-Head look like their about to explode.]

Coach Buzzcut: Well, now that that's out of the way, let's take roll. BUTKISS!!!

Butkiss: Here! [He laughs, knowing they can't laugh at him anymore.]

Coach Buzzcut: GAYLORD!!! HIMEN!!!

36 posted on 07/19/2017 9:07:35 AM PDT by rlmorel (Donald Trump: Making Liberal Heads Explode 140 Characters At A Time.)
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To: Fightin Whitey

The prison guard stated, “The juice is loose” so it appears his juice got loose.


37 posted on 07/19/2017 9:08:21 AM PDT by Blue Highway
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To: Mr. K

“You should become a hermit and be grateful for your good luck.”

Worked for Lizzie B.


38 posted on 07/19/2017 9:09:19 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: Beagle8U

LOL, CUE THE SPORKWEASEL!


39 posted on 07/19/2017 9:09:23 AM PDT by rlmorel (Donald Trump: Making Liberal Heads Explode 140 Characters At A Time.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain
Wonder if the glove defense will be recycled.


40 posted on 07/19/2017 9:11:22 AM PDT by drpix
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