Posted on 07/19/2017 8:47:10 AM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
Semi hard.
” strictly verboten in federal prisons”
Seriously?
(CNN)O.J. Simpson has spent the past eight and a half years behind bars at Lovelock Correctional Facility, a medium security prison in Nevada’s high desert.
The Daily Mail is wrong——he is not in a federal prison.More 21st century journalism.
From the article:
“OJ was written up under the Prison Rape Elimination Act of 2003 (PREA) the first United States federal law passed dealing with the sexual assault of prisoners.”
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Maybe he said something lewd to the female guard while in the act, like “if it doesn’t fit, you must acquit”
(in a cheesy Noo Yawk accent) AAAH! HE’S A JOIK OFF!!
” So, what are you in for?”
It’s going to be hard to blame Mark Fuhrman for planting the DNA this time.
I believe because of prison overcrowding issues, state and federal prisons often accommodate one another's prisoners. Also, a state might make arrangements for particularly notorious prisoners to be housed in federal facilities which are better equipped to handle them. I assume O.J. would qualify as notorious prisoner.
JUICE!
Chicken-choking-mokey-spanker...OJ Simpson is a wanker...
“...or using a spoon when he should have used a fork.”
No spoon or forks,...sporks!
Vomit.
[The entire class laughs at their horrible situation, but Beavis and Butt-Head know they better not laugh at that comment.]
Coach Buzzcut: Well, I was REAL GLAD to hear that, because this is Sex Education Week. That's right, SEX ED WEEK! [He hears Beavis and Butt-Head trying to giggle, so he gets closer to them to start yelling in their faces.] We're going to be talking about THE PENIS!!! [He gets right into Butt-Head's face, as he tries to hold back from laughing.]
Coach Buzzcut: We'll be talking about THE VAGINA!!! DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, BUTT-HEAD?! DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE TESTICLES?! [Butt-Head covers his mouth, to stop himself from giggling too hard.] Yes, we're ALSO going to be talking about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! THE SCROTUM! THE CLITORIS! AND... [He then pulls Butt-Head's hand away from his mouth. Butt-Head starts crying from holding it back so hard.] AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION!!!
[The entire class explodes into laughter as Coach Buzzcut returns to his desk, while Beavis and Butt-Head look like their about to explode.]
Coach Buzzcut: Well, now that that's out of the way, let's take roll. BUTKISS!!!
Butkiss: Here! [He laughs, knowing they can't laugh at him anymore.]
Coach Buzzcut: GAYLORD!!! HIMEN!!!
The prison guard stated, “The juice is loose” so it appears his juice got loose.
“You should become a hermit and be grateful for your good luck.”
Worked for Lizzie B.
LOL, CUE THE SPORKWEASEL!
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