Posted on 07/19/2017 8:47:10 AM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
OJ Simpson could be denied parole after he was caught pleasuring himself in his cell - strictly verboten in federal prisons in the U.S. - a prison source has told Dailymail.com.
'OJ is facing a disciplinary hearing after being written up for masturbating in his prison cell,' said the source. 'He was caught by a female corrections officer making her normal rounds in late June.' Dailymail.com confirmed with Lovelock Correctional Center that it does employ female corrections officers.
When OJ, now 70, goes in front of the Nevada Department of Corrections Parole Board on Thursday, he still won't have faced a disciplinary hearing for the masturbation charge, which, says the source, could pose a problem for him.
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Some people just weren’t meant to have nice things. This OJ, what a screwup, why he could screw up a wet dream.
We have tons of female corrections officers. I would bet there are almost as many females as there are men. I know 3 women who are co’s.
Sigh. I am not up on this stuff, that is for sure. But I do recognize idiocy when I see it, especially what I see going on in the US military with the push towards females in combat and on warships, homosexuality and transgenderism.
Males working in female population prisons and vice versa is just stupid and destructive.
But here we are.
That expression on Kardashian’s face says it all.
I went to my buddy Carry’s house.
He told me he had 14 brothers.
I was kind of astonished and asked him,
“How did your parents pick names for 15 boys?”
He said,
“At first it was easy, but then they started having trouble. So Dad said he’d just watch the child and see him do something and that would give him the inspiration for a name. For example, Mom used to come home from the grocery store and I would help her carry bags into the house. Dad saw that and named me Carry.”
I saw a young man sitting across the room.
“What’s his name?” I asked.
“Well, Carry said, “It was Halloween and we had a barrel with water and apples in it and he dunked his head in and came up with an apple so Dad named him Bob.”
I saw another young man.
“What’s his name?”
“Oh that’s Jack”, said Carry.
“Let me guess”, I said. “Your Dad saw him playing Jacks on the sidewalk?”
“Nope””, said Carry. “Dad caught him in the basement with a dirty magazine. His middle name is Off.”
Just wait until he demands a taxpayer-funded sex change operation.
I agree with you. But they claim discrimination if not allowed.
for all the things OJ should be kept in jail 4, this is not 1 of them.
Well he has part of the protected status down pat.
All he has to do is declare himself a female for the time he was pleasuring himself.
OR
Declare his hands female
So much for the penal system going soft on him...
Go OJ, Go! Or should it be c...
The response he was hoping for was not forthcoming...she reported him instead.
Yeah, Simpson and Bob K . .two Americans we could have done without
That isn’t his worry about going soft.
I heard he was so ‘bad’ his hand fell asleep.
He can’t beat the Rap or the Meat.
“He’s in a Federal prison? I thought they were state charges.”
No, he’s in the Nevada Correctional Facility in Lovelock, NV
Just drove by there a couple of weeks ago and “waived to OJ!”
Since he’s a killer, I hope that they deny his parole.
No, just a jerk!
more damn fake news being posted at FR:
http://www.tmz.com/2017/07/19/o-j-simpson-masturbating-prison-parole-hearing/
D’oh!
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