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1 posted on 07/19/2017 8:47:10 AM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
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He’s in a Federal prison? I thought they were state charges.


2 posted on 07/19/2017 8:48:44 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Comey = The Swamp Fighting Back)
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I’ve never heard of that rule. So it’s ok to rape a fellow inmate but not masturbate. Crazy!


3 posted on 07/19/2017 8:50:57 AM PDT by New Jersey Realist (Be Nice To Your Kids. They Will Pick Out Your Nursing Home)
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You have to be kidding me. Really? They employ females in a male population prison?

For God’s sake, what could ever go wrong there?

As for OJ Simpson, I don’t care if they put his parole in jeopardy for picking his nose or using a spoon when he should have used a fork.

He brutally murdered two people, of that I am 100% convinced, and while he should have been executed right off the bat, if they fill him with such despair in prison that he kills himself a-la Aaron Hernandez, I could appreciate that as well.

What a scum.


4 posted on 07/19/2017 8:52:06 AM PDT by rlmorel (Donald Trump: Making Liberal Heads Explode 140 Characters At A Time.)
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doing hard time?


5 posted on 07/19/2017 8:52:55 AM PDT by Raycpa
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Was that before or after he ate a stolen cookie?


6 posted on 07/19/2017 8:53:32 AM PDT by dforest
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Busted for whackin’the weasel??? Is this a prison or a boarding school?


8 posted on 07/19/2017 8:54:04 AM PDT by IronJack
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Trying to “beat” the rap ... again ?


10 posted on 07/19/2017 8:54:28 AM PDT by clamper1797 (We are getting close to the last "box")
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Don’t whack it when there is always someone who will bend over voluntarily.


11 posted on 07/19/2017 8:55:11 AM PDT by Terry Mross (Liver spots And blood thinners.)
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OJ taking heat for ‘spanking the mon...’ Oops...caught myself just in time.


13 posted on 07/19/2017 8:55:52 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
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Just turnin’ on the juice!


15 posted on 07/19/2017 8:56:33 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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I guess his old nickname, “Juice” has a new meaning now.


16 posted on 07/19/2017 8:56:34 AM PDT by TMA62 (Al Sharpton - The North Korea of race relations)
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I’ve heard of floggings in prison but....


18 posted on 07/19/2017 8:57:26 AM PDT by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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In the olden days, when you destroyed your own life and shamed yourself and your family, you slunk off to the woods somewhere and stayed hidden and did not inflict yourself on decent society.

Especially if you did something horrendous and got away with it. You should become a hermit and be grateful for your good luck.


19 posted on 07/19/2017 8:57:31 AM PDT by Mr. K (***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF REPEALING OBAMACARE THAT IS WORSE THAN OBAMACARE ITSELF***)
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” strictly verboten in federal prisons”

Seriously?


22 posted on 07/19/2017 9:00:23 AM PDT by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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25 posted on 07/19/2017 9:01:02 AM PDT by scottinoc
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Maybe he said something lewd to the female guard while in the act, like “if it doesn’t fit, you must acquit”


26 posted on 07/19/2017 9:02:13 AM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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(in a cheesy Noo Yawk accent) AAAH! HE’S A JOIK OFF!!


27 posted on 07/19/2017 9:02:29 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (Islamophobic? NO! IslamABHORic)
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” So, what are you in for?”


28 posted on 07/19/2017 9:02:59 AM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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I'm out.


31 posted on 07/19/2017 9:03:39 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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JUICE!


32 posted on 07/19/2017 9:03:52 AM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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