To: DCBryan1
6 posted on
08/30/2017 4:30:20 AM PDT by
Chode
(You have all of the resources you are going to have. Abandon your illusions and plan accordingly.)
To: Chode
Amateur! Everyone knows to RENT the wood chipper from Lowes/Home Depot overnight and to HAVE IT BACKED UP TO A CATFISH POND!
Pro Tip: Freezing the evidence helps in cleanup afterwards (or you can just back up wood chipper into the pond and the catfish will lick out the little sticky bits).
8 posted on
08/30/2017 4:33:14 AM PDT by
DCBryan1
(No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!)
To: Chode
Yes, but feed him feet-first while still alive, ever so slowly.
16 posted on
08/30/2017 4:50:43 AM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe)
To: Chode
Everyone picks on poor Steve Buscemi.
20 posted on
08/30/2017 5:06:34 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. .)
To: Chode
Feet first.
Pause every couple minutes for a smoke break.
22 posted on
08/30/2017 5:23:06 AM PDT by
Salamander
(I'm on the wrong side of Heaven and the righteous side of Hell...)
To: Chode
36 posted on
08/30/2017 6:59:48 AM PDT by
mykroar
(Congratulations President Trump)
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