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To: DCBryan1


6 posted on 08/30/2017 4:30:20 AM PDT by Chode (You have all of the resources you are going to have. Abandon your illusions and plan accordingly.)
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To: Chode
Amateur! Everyone knows to RENT the wood chipper from Lowes/Home Depot overnight and to HAVE IT BACKED UP TO A CATFISH POND!

Pro Tip: Freezing the evidence helps in cleanup afterwards (or you can just back up wood chipper into the pond and the catfish will lick out the little sticky bits).

8 posted on 08/30/2017 4:33:14 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!)
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To: Chode

Yes, but feed him feet-first while still alive, ever so slowly.


16 posted on 08/30/2017 4:50:43 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe)
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To: Chode

Everyone picks on poor Steve Buscemi.


20 posted on 08/30/2017 5:06:34 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. .)
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To: Chode

Feet first.

Pause every couple minutes for a smoke break.


22 posted on 08/30/2017 5:23:06 AM PDT by Salamander (I'm on the wrong side of Heaven and the righteous side of Hell...)
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To: Chode

Why head first?


36 posted on 08/30/2017 6:59:48 AM PDT by mykroar (Congratulations President Trump)
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