If you know how many guns you own, then you don’t own enough.
That’s hilarious... and true! I really don’t know how many guns I own... nor where they’re all at in any given moment! When people ask me how many guns I have I always pause for a moment, stare up into the corners of my eyes in deep consideration, then respond, “I’m not sure. A few dozen at least anyway!” But then again, I do reside in Wyoming, the most heavily armed state per capita in the Union! Molon Labe!
Do you mean that 997 isn’t enough?