Any self-respecting homeless university professor would get a JOB not in her field. Delivering pizza. Walmart. Come on, lady, you are a grown-up and you have to support yourself. Did you learn NOTHING in college? (Though why would I think she would?)
The Homeless Professor Who Lives in Her Car
(whose husband’s profession’s not on the radar)
has SJ State students who mustn’t get close
lest her meningitis should give them a dose.
So she hides from the cops as best as she can
but still pays the union to hold her dear hand.