Schadenfreude
My country ‘tis of thee,
Progressive misery;
here’s to their tears!
Meanwhile in flyover,
home of Deplorables,
life is endurable,
for at least 3 more years.
Trump has the retaliatory punch of Nixon,
the loquaciousness of Reagan,
the steel spine of Eisenhower,
and a practical vision never before seen in the White House.