Posted on 03/04/2018 7:15:48 AM PST by dynachrome
They don’t even have enough sense to get married.
+1
They probably have Somalia on their itinerary.
Pardon my cynicism, but I think the retired physician got the better end of the deal. The cheaper end at least.
“A boat is a hole in the water, into which one must pour a continuous supply of money just to keep the rest of the whole dry.”
Choys are much better built than their original tub.
Mo’ money
Mo’ money
Mo’ money
Their GoFu—Me page more than made up the loss in less than a week.
To bad the internet didn’t exist when a tree fell on my classic 65 Chevy.
I probably would have gotten another one given to me plus aclassicAirstream camper.
There’s no pirates in the Caribbean. Who ever heard such a thing?
I have a piano they can have for free too, it has been an albatross around my neck
When I finished sailing lessons many years ago, my teacher asked me, “so, do you know how to sail?”
I said something that must have sounded like a yes.
“I never say that”, he said. “The most I ever say is, ‘I’ve been sailing’”
“That’s because the next storm always brings you a challenge you haven’t faced yet”
Tell the kids a piano good for the high C's?
-PJ
I guess they wondered what all those buoy markers were for. First lesson in boating is red, right return. LOL!
anyone want to start a betting pool on how long it will take these fools to sink their SECOND boat?
I’ll throw in an old Craftsman radial arm saw, bandsaw and 6” jointer.
The jointer would make a great anchor.
A year ago a family, who lived on a sailboat, took off to visit a friend, to help fix the sailboat, when they disappeared. Amazingly stupid. If you get a boat, learn how to boat, just like cars, there are rules to learn.
http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=233069
I give these fools two weeks before they’re shark food — and this time I’m gonna cheer.
I do feel bad for the dog, however.
Next story about these two will be how theyre missing in the South Atlantic, or got hijacked by pirates off the coast of Africa.
I think the missing is most likely. Theyre going to sail off, drop from contact and never be heard from again.
Wonder how far the two nitwits make it before they sink this boat.
Maybe we need to start a pool?
Might be a bit out of the way for a Caribbean trip, but with these two, who knows?
I’m reading the story and wondering how they only have 90 bucks and think they’re going anywhere beyond the tidal pool. These two are Darwin Awards waiting to happen. Typical undereducated millenial morons. All dreams with no idea of the maintenance involved.
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