[Mr Ramsbotham]

She ought to just say “It looks as if I was mistaken about my Indian heritage, sorry about that,” and let it blow over. But no, she’s going to hunker down and keep it alive as an issue for as many years as she wants to stay in politics. So in addition to not being an Indian, she’s obviously an ass.

[sparklite2]

Elizabeth Warren Takes a DNA test

“Ms Warren, we have the results of your DNA test.”
“How much aboriginal ancestry do I have?”
“Well, there is good news and bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?”
“There’s no Indian blood. You are 20 percent Irish,
33 percent German, 47 percent Roma gypsy.
You are hot-headed, bent on world domination, and completely untrustworthy.”
“Damn. What’s the good news?”
“You’re in the correct line of work.”