What is Zuckerberg hiding? (secretly deletes private messages; fears sensitive data leaks)

dailymail.com ^ | April 6, 2018 | Phoebe Weston For Mailonline

[ptsal]

Zuck goes full pucker.

[hsmomx3]

Thanks!!

I can’t even imagine a world without the internet. We would be so clueless as to what is going on.

[ptsal]

Post 25 - Selling stock before the bad news.
Wonder if Martha Stewart will be able offer advice.

[mad_as_he$$]

I have a friend that did very well in Silicon Valley. He lives near Smuckerberg. It is his daily mission to verbally taunt Smuckerberg at least once. Fun walking the dog.

[minnesota_bound]

Dear obama
I will help you get the muslim brotherhood terrorists installed in Egypt and anywhere else you want.

Your best friend
Mark Zuckerberg

[minnesota_bound]

#5 The Data Hub will provide web-based, one-stop shopping for prying into people’s personal affairs.

Also known as StasiUSA

[Liz]

Heh......two great posts.

I do not doubt for a nanosecond that Zuck sucked-up to Obama.....and made statements like that.

[RitaOK]

JOLT!

[Liz]

We all got a jolt from that.

FReeper edzo4 is one great researcher.

[pabianice]

A friend and fellow pilot gave-up his CFI (license to teach flying) because an instructor can be sued at any time by a student he once taught 40-50 years ago for an accident the pilot has after 50 years and dozens of other instructors. IOW, liability does not stop unless you give-up your license.

[poconopundit]

Yeah, reading the WSJ today, the columnist goes out of his way to say that confidential Facebook data was inadvertently leaked to the Trump campaign.

Yeah, sure. As if the Dems didn’t get special access.

And remember that St. Simone island meeting big wig Dems, Silicon Valley, and big wig GOPes. They tried their best to sink Trump. Time to get used to a new boss. Would love to see the tech companies get a spanking — and major job producers gets rewarded.

[Grampa Dave]

Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye!

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath.

“Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human, who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him.

As the room full of lawmakers and press collectively gasped, the Senator pointed at Zuckerberg and exclaimed, “Your eye fell out! You’re a … monster!” prompting Zuckerberg to reply monotonously, “Senator, thank you, I will have my team get back to you on that.”

http://babylonbee.com/news/zuckerberg-loses-contact-lens-during-senate-hearing-revealing-horrifying-lizard-eye/

[Liz]

LOL......great photoshopping.