You should be thankful Trump isn’t Cruz, too. While Trump was packing tens of thousands of enthusiastic supporters into arenas, Cruz was invading small diners and interrupting people’s breakfast so as to have someone, anyone, to talk to. Hillary would have beaten Cruz like a rented mule.
Only if potholes like you had stayed home.
Pothole = shallow annoyance
Felonia von Pantsuit's shock troops would have played the "Dirty Wimmings" card on ol' Teddy, and he would have folded like a deck of used Spermy Daniels playing cards.
Ted digs blind chicks, dontcha know? 
Only President Trump had the cojones to round up Rapin Bill's victims in less than 48 hours, and jam them in the Clintscum's faces.