You know, I was in a store the other day, and they expected me to pay for stuff. Can you believe it? I said, "I'm walking out with this case of beer." They said, "After you pay for it." I said, "I'm not paying for it." They said, "They you aren't walking out with it!"
Can you imagine? So unfair.
Clearly you don't know how the game is played. First, get a sun tan and some dreads. Then find a sympathetic SJW chick at the store. Start prattling on about "reparations...ya know what I mean? nome sayn?" and bingo, the free beer is yours...