Skip to comments.Kim Jong Unís Cargo Plane Brought His Personal Portable Toilet to Summit in Singapore
Posted on 06/11/2018 7:00:30 AM PDT by Proud White Trump Supporter
A DEFECTOR who served on the North Korean Guard Command has revealed that Kim Jong-un takes a secret toilet everywhere he goes.
The source told The Washington Post that the reason for it was a security measure meant to keep foreign intelligence operatives from collecting any of the North Korean leaders excrement in an attempt to determine the state of his health
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In before the words shifty and health are in a post.
This indicates he may have some health issues.
Autocorrect you are shitty
Defector on Defecator.
The ultimate data dump.
Why does he need a personal portable toilet? I read that he doesn’t pass gas or excrement and that his body so perfectly handles his food that just like dear old dad and grandpa he doesn’t have a butt hole. He doesn’t need one. Gee, now I’m confused.
When you gotta go
The Tin Pot brought his sxxt pot
Suffering from tendencies to commit the murder of members of his own family. Yeh, I would call that a health issue for them if not him.
He must have watched the original Godfather.
Maybe he’s trying to outdo Prince Charles. Chuck has a flunky bring the prince’s personal toilet seat wherever Chuck goes.
I’m pretty sure he can go if he wills it. It comes out as diamonds and gold he can then give as gifts to foreign leaders.
I can understand a guy wanting the comfort of his own toilet seat, especially if its oak.
Thoughts to consider:
Either they don’t have flushing toilets in Norklandia, or they don’t understand the fluid dynamics in a large main collection pipe and that as soon as you flush the solids will began to break up and dissolve, or yhey could just have some goon scoop the poop after he finished
Hell ... this guy doesn’t need nukes. Ten more years without a butt hole and he’ll be able to blow up Seoul just by sticking a pin in him !
Kim’s first consideration in any situation is his personal safety. He fears assassination more than any other public figure does. Paranoia in Norkea is a survival tactic. he fears sitting on a toilet with an explosive charge in it. He brings his own food for fear of poison and in his world, fearing that Trump would have him poisoned is not irrational. He would do it to someone else so why would not Trump do it to him? Were the meeting to be in Pyongyang then likely Trump would take some extraordinary precautions, himself.
Or, more likely, paranoia issues.
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