[satire] Trump admin escalates trade war with Canada by renaming Canadian Bacon ‘Cuck Ham’

The Beaverton ^ | 11-June-2018 | Luke Gordon Field

[ptsal]

WASHINGTON D.C. – In the midst of a tariff dispute with Canada, the Trump admin has moved to escalate the conflict by demanding all American grocery stores and restaurant refer to the cut of pork known as ‘Canadian Bacon’ by its new name: ‘Cuck Ham.’

“Why should we continue to honour our biggest geopolitical enemy by letting their name ring out on eggs benedicts across the land,” said trade advisor Peter Navarro. “This is the kind of tough action on trade that the previous administration was afraid to take.”

America has a long history of using food names to influence political decisions, like when they changed french fries to freedom fries to punish France for refusing to go to war in Iraq, or called english muffins Fop Carbs during the Revolutionary War.

“From now on Canadians will have to live with the shame of knowing their favourite pig based breakfast item is forever associated with the concept of another man having sex with your wife,” added Navarro, who appeared to be unaware that Canadians call it back bacon or peameal bacon, not Canadian Bacon.

[Dr. Sivana]

Trudeau will come crawling back on his hands and knees.

No he won't. He's like a Jerry Brown. He'll just let his country suffer.

[Right Brother]

"Satire", as practiced on FR, is utterly pointless. Most of it has already been overtaken by reality by the time it is posted.

You're right. My local pizzeria has already changed the name of their Hawaiian pizza to "Cuck Ham and Pineapple".

[Rennes Templar]

Trudeau looks browbeaten after his Trump encounter.

[1Old Pro]

No he won't. He's like a Jerry Brown. He'll just let his country suffer.

Perhaps Canadians are smarter than Californians, we'll see.

[NorthMountain]

LOL.

Not sure why, but that’s funny, where the OP kinda fell flat.

[hal ogen]

Ham??? Come on. We all know hosers eat only beaver tail eh?

[Aevery_Freeman]

<>"They elected a little boy, just like we did with Obama."<>

Both were elected by females - jus' sayin'.

[NorthMountain]

Have you ever eaten beaver?

[FatherofFive]

Fake news from blog pimps, usually. This was humorous

[elcid1970]

I saw what you did there.

[twoputt]

“Trudeau will come crawling back on his hands and knees.”

Only after he’s found his eyebrow on the floor.

[jmcenanly]

No doubt searching for his missing eyebrows

[jmcenanly]

No doubt searching for his missing eyebrows

[1Old Pro]

No doubt searching for his missing eyebrows

He should just stick with his eyeliner.

[gogeo]

With so much that is real, and really important, and often really ridiculous, in the world, what is the point of this distracting stuff?

If this distresses you, you could perhaps avoid it.

Or is your concern for the rest of us?

[Rebelbase]

Because checking keywords is such a chore.

[Mr. Lucky]

It’s funny.

[treetopsandroofs]

I know what keywords are and how to use them here, but have no clue how it relates to my post.

[Rebelbase]

Because checking the keywords for the word “satire” is a chore.

[treetopsandroofs]

Still has no relevance to me, but ok.

Have a nice day.