Schumer announces his daughter is marrying another woman

NY Post ^ | 6/24/2018 | By Elizabeth Rosner and Linda Massarella

[Rastus]

He looks like the Joker.

[txrefugee]

Probably the husky one is the “groom.” Strange how that seems to be the pattern.

[Fungi]

Hey Chucky Shmuchky, you cannot redefine the language to fit your ever changing needs. This is not marriage as defined in the Bible--where it was first defined and instituted as a never ending covenant. You will not be given the privilege of defining our language and changing the goal posts at your whim. FU. We are here: “If there are no absolutes by which to judge society, then society is absolute.” Francis Schaeffer, How Shall We Then Live? (Old Tappan NJ: Fleming H Revell Company, 1976), p. 224.

[PGR88]

Did Chuck arrange it to capture the key NY City gay vote?

Anything is possible with this guy

[vette6387]

The Nose knows!

[Lisbon1940]

Why is she called Biz?

[Reno89519]

That explains why he cries.

[Reno89519]

That explains why he cries.

[lightman]

Green face paint plus a Santy hat and he could pass for the Grinch.

[Mom MD]

He must be so proud. What a twisted mess this country has become.

[mass55th]

Do a search for Schumer’s wife Iris Weinshall. She definitely looks like a man.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Why is it that the rate of homosexualism in the children of celebrities is more or less about 50%?
 

[Chode]

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[jeffersondem]

“Schumer announces his daughter is marrying another woman”

I figured it was something like that.

[zencycler]

Most lesbians were sexually abused by men in their childhood.

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As bad as Upchuck Schumer is, it may not be from abuse in this case. After all, if I were a gal, and his daughter, I think just having to look at this Dad as my role model for men would be more than enough to make me a lesbo.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

#31: "Do a search for Schumer’s wife Iris Weinshall. She definitely looks like a man."

[The_Media_never_lie]

Could happen to anyone. Not to be celebrated, imho.

[Vic S]

Is that the daughter who’s high school girl friend he got pregnant?

[rhinohunter]

Not really sure which is which

The one in the middle is cryin’ Chuck...

[mass55th]

Thanks. You have an eye for beauty :-[