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Democratic Socialistís Primary Win Revoked After All Her Votes Forcibly Redistributed (parody)
Babylon Bee ^ | 6-29-18 | B. Bee

Posted on 06/29/2018 12:23:28 PM PDT by fishtank

Democratic Socialist Candidate’s Primary Win Revoked After All Her Votes Forcibly Redistributed

June 29, 2018

NEW YORK, NY—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was elated when reports broke that she had won the Democratic primary for her district, defeating long-term incumbent Rep. Joe Crowley Tuesday.

But the democratic socialist was disappointed to discover that her win would be revoked by the DNC after all votes for her were confiscated and more equally distributed between the two candidates. Democrat officials quickly sent Ocasio-Cortez a bill for her vote earnings, which included a hefty tax on her 15,000+ votes, which would be dispensed more evenly between Ocasio-Cortez and Crowley, as the DNC saw fit.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: berniesanders; commie; joecrowley; marxism; newyork; ocasiocortez; redistribution; satire; socialism

This "IS" my happy face. (Fishtank caption).

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1 posted on 06/29/2018 12:23:28 PM PDT by fishtank
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To: fishtank

LOL! Ah, Socialism. Ain’t it grand? ;)


2 posted on 06/29/2018 12:28:37 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: fishtank

Beady-eyed just like Obama.


3 posted on 06/29/2018 12:30:11 PM PDT by Starboard
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To: fishtank

No votes for you dear comrade! Welcome to the revolution!


4 posted on 06/29/2018 12:36:25 PM PDT by Lent
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To: fishtank

Hahaha!


5 posted on 06/29/2018 12:37:17 PM PDT by knighthawk (We will always remember We will always be proud We will always be prepared so we may always be free)
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To: fishtank
In my best Rodney Dangerfield voice.

"She looks serious"

"About what, I have no idea"

damn, I forget to take my husbands dry cleaning in - my back itches


6 posted on 06/29/2018 12:48:30 PM PDT by Eddie01
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To: fishtank

Excellent!


7 posted on 06/29/2018 12:49:08 PM PDT by American Quilter (When does the wall start going up?)
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To: Eddie01

sht, I’m out of wine.


8 posted on 06/29/2018 12:49:21 PM PDT by Eddie01
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To: fishtank

9 posted on 06/29/2018 12:58:50 PM PDT by Eddie01
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To: fishtank

10% of the votes were reallocated to write-in candidate Chelsea Manning.


10 posted on 06/29/2018 1:15:02 PM PDT by MartinBlank (seek and ye shall find)
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To: fishtank
What's funny to me is that people are making a such big deal over this woman's win.

She won as a far-Left, everybody-gets-free-stuff, open borders socialist in the same city that elected a radical, self-avowed, Marxist communist for mayor.

Two peas from the same pod. Both these idiots think ICE should be closed and we should just open our borders to illegals, criminals, MS-13 gang bangers, drug smugglers, human traffickers and terrorists. Just them wander across the line and disappear into the American society without the authorities knowing who they are or where they are at.

These urban liberals live in an ideological utopian fantasy bubble in NYC and think the rest of the country likes all of these revolutionary rantings of theirs.

Thank heaven Trump is president.

11 posted on 06/29/2018 1:47:07 PM PDT by HotHunt
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