Skip to comments.Democratic Socialistís Primary Win Revoked After All Her Votes Forcibly Redistributed (parody)
Posted on 06/29/2018 12:23:28 PM PDT by fishtank
Democratic Socialist Candidates Primary Win Revoked After All Her Votes Forcibly Redistributed
June 29, 2018
NEW YORK, NYAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez was elated when reports broke that she had won the Democratic primary for her district, defeating long-term incumbent Rep. Joe Crowley Tuesday.
But the democratic socialist was disappointed to discover that her win would be revoked by the DNC after all votes for her were confiscated and more equally distributed between the two candidates. Democrat officials quickly sent Ocasio-Cortez a bill for her vote earnings, which included a hefty tax on her 15,000+ votes, which would be dispensed more evenly between Ocasio-Cortez and Crowley, as the DNC saw fit.
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This "IS" my happy face. (Fishtank caption).
LOL! Ah, Socialism. Ain’t it grand? ;)
Beady-eyed just like Obama.
No votes for you dear comrade! Welcome to the revolution!
"She looks serious"
"About what, I have no idea"
damn, I forget to take my husbands dry cleaning in - my back itches
sht, I’m out of wine.
10% of the votes were reallocated to write-in candidate Chelsea Manning.
She won as a far-Left, everybody-gets-free-stuff, open borders socialist in the same city that elected a radical, self-avowed, Marxist communist for mayor.
Two peas from the same pod. Both these idiots think ICE should be closed and we should just open our borders to illegals, criminals, MS-13 gang bangers, drug smugglers, human traffickers and terrorists. Just them wander across the line and disappear into the American society without the authorities knowing who they are or where they are at.
These urban liberals live in an ideological utopian fantasy bubble in NYC and think the rest of the country likes all of these revolutionary rantings of theirs.
Thank heaven Trump is president.
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