Posted on 07/02/2018 6:14:01 PM PDT by McGruff
A bear who couldn't apparently bear the temperatures any longer was recorded lapping up a margarita and hanging in an unheated hot tub at a California home over the weekend -- proving the furry mammals have more in common with humans than science may have taught us.
Mark Hough, of Altadena, filmed the encounter Friday afternoon in which the beer was spotted lazing around his jacuzzi.
The man told The Associated Press that he mistook the bear climbing a fence into his yard as noise coming from his neighbor's.
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Probably an undocumented Corona. Hopefully it was capped else it'd be foaming around the unheated jacuzzi. (I miss story editors. Spell check isn't everything.)
Clickbait for exceptionally long virtue signaling ad for environmentalism.
That would be more than a Snickers bar.
Yep. That bear’s going to get put down.
Classic. Saw that one live back in the day...
Hot Tub! Gonna make me wet!
Hot Tub! Gonna make me sweat!
Goodgawd!!
“Jose Buervo, he was a friend of mine. He like to drink in my hot tub with a margarita by his side.”
Now that’s what I call marine biology.
I grew up on the Mexican Border (El Paso) back in the 50's and 60's and remember a brand of Mexican Vodka called Oso Negro (black bear). The bottles came with a small plastic bear on a small chain around the bottle neck. Your post reminded me of those plastic bears that dangled from every key chain and handbag zipper in my high school back then.
“Problem bear.”
Nothing that a few months in AA meetings couldn’t help.
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Har!
The two preceding neighbors' hot tubs were too hot and too cold.
If it happened in a suburb of San Francisco and it wouldn’t be news, or probably even viewable.
Bears aint so tuff anymore. Especially the salmon types.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU
God’s Own Drunk
There’s a beer in his jacuzzi?
Yogi and Boo-Boo?
Hwey Boo Boo- this is the life- dontacha Think? No pass me the picinik basket
is this the one where he slid into second base and broke his sunglasses he’d just stole from Eckerts?
Close.
“And then, to prove he was a badass he ate my sunglasses. And I was really pissed off....’cuz I had just stolen them from Eckerts!”....
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“Well he downed about 8 of those jugs and commenced to doing the ‘bear dance’. Two steps a jump and slide into second base and break your leg - so simple like the boogaloo - plumb evaded me.”
I might have misremembered some of the bear dance bit - but after numerous college parties we had the song memorized. On the album cover Jimmy is wearing a cast - so several songs refer to his broken leg. I’m not sure the “break your leg” part is on the original song.
The song was written by somebody called something like “The late, great Lord Richard Buckly - an old jazz musician from New Orleans.”
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