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Guardian Writer Claims Trump Made Her Too Weak to Open Jars
Newsbusters ^ | July 8, 2018 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 07/09/2018 5:07:16 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Help! President Donald Trump so completely controls my mind that I have been physically weakened to the extent that I can even open jars!

Brigid Delaney, a fitness writer for the Australian edition of The Guardian newspaper, claimed on July 4 that the election of Donald Trump sent her into such a funk that she quit going to the gym with the result that her body strength declined precipitously. Delaney made her revelation of Trump's complete domination of her mind and body in I stopped going to the gym because of Trump. Now I can't open jars:

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bloggers; chat; clickbait; donaldtrump; mindcontrol; oldnews; wut
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To: PJ-Comix

“Pickles Clinton” could probably help with that.


41 posted on 07/09/2018 6:23:04 AM PDT by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“No, Honey, those pants don’t make you look fat. The fat makes you look fat.”


42 posted on 07/09/2018 6:24:46 AM PDT by katana
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To: PJ-Comix

(rewritten a tad)

Guardian Fitness Writer Claims Sexual Lust For Trump Made Her Too Weak to Open Jars

“Delaney made her revelation of Trump’s complete domination of her mind and body...”

“Finally, a REAL man. A POWERFUL man. I can’t control my instincts!”


43 posted on 07/09/2018 6:24:56 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Liberals have become moralistic, dogmatic, sententious, self-righteous, pinch-faced prudes.)
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To: PJ-Comix

It’s a Right Wing plot. My liberal wife can’t open jars and has to call me to. It embarrasses her every time. Definitely Trump’s fault.


44 posted on 07/09/2018 6:25:25 AM PDT by McGruff (We must accept this result and look to the future. - Hillary's concession speech)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dang. As soon as I read the header, that was the first thing that popped into my little pea brain. Not that it takes a whole lot with limp wristed " urinalists" anyway. 🍿🍻👹👍🏼
45 posted on 07/09/2018 7:06:34 AM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: SamAdams76

Poor thing. It’s always sad to see them beached like that.


46 posted on 07/09/2018 8:34:27 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (01/26/18 DJIA 30 stocks $26,616.71 48.794% > open 11/07/16 215.71 from 50% increase 1.2183 yrs..)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Guardian Writer Claims Trump Made Her Too Weak to Open Jars”

she’s a liar ... she couldn’t open jars BEFORE the election ... after all, she’s female ... and I’ve been told by reliable sources that the main reason females marry males is so they have someone to open jars for them ...


47 posted on 07/09/2018 9:21:45 AM PDT by catnipman ((Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!))
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besides, i’m pretty sure her diminished jar-opening capabilities have been caused by global warming, and have nothing to do with Donald Trump ...


48 posted on 07/09/2018 9:24:11 AM PDT by catnipman ((Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!))
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