Bacon Lovers Beware! Cured Meats May Triple Likelihood Of Manic Behavior

studyfinds.org ^ | 9/10/2018 | Terra Marquette

[Reno89519]

I read this with bacon in my hand. Seriously. My only complaint or concern is that today’s bacon was over cooked.

[mountn man]

[MichaelCorleone]

So now, instead of saying “the devil made me do it”, we should be using the alibi “the bacon made me do it”.

[rktman]

Noticed only 46% or firearms are “safely” stored. Guess you gotta define “safely” huh? On the right side of the page. Didn’t see the study about frooot looops. ;-)

[dfwgator]

ROTFL. If “cured meats” can do this, imagine what the smell of stinky sneaker socks can do to you.

"Woof Woof Awoooooooooooooo!"

[HombreSecreto]

MMmmmmmm...bacon.

[Magnum44]

LOL

[frank ballenger]

This explains why there is a definite bacon scent around Ocasio and Hillary. Hillary also smells like a city dump on a hot day, though.

[VRWCarea51]

The manic episodes have been shown to happen once the supply has been depleted.

[Hugin]

Bacon is the King of Foods.

[Fido969]

Bacon makes my dog go crazy, that’s for sure.

[Bonemaker]

[Sacajaweau]

It’s BLT season. Drives me nuts....Tomatoes right out of the garden!!

[Hurricane Andrew]

[Professional]

Bacon, bacon bacon!!!

[prophetic]

I’ll bet you even money that closer inspection of that study is done & funded by either a Muslim group, a radical environmental group or a vegan group.

[SoCal Pubbie]

That’s nuts!

[Rebelbase]

[mac_truck]

Bacon?

[teeman8r]

THAT IS JUST LUDICROUS! I HAVE EATEN BACON, HAM, CANADIAN BACON, WHICH IS HAM, SAUSAGE, SCRAPPLE, WITH NO ILL EFFECTS AND TO SAY THAT IT CAUSES MANIC BEHAVIOR JUST MAKES ME WANT TO TEAR THE EYES OUT OF THE RESEARCHERS HEADS AND PUREE THEM INTO A NICE SPREAD AND SERVE THEM ON A NICE FOOT LONG POLISH SAUSAGE.