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Florida woman allegedly on crack, meth runs naked to get away from 'giant spider,' police say
FoxNews ^ | August 8, 2018 | Madeline Farber

Posted on 09/11/2018 10:14:15 AM PDT by billorites

A woman in St. Petersburg, Fla., reportedly told authorities she took her clothes off and ran through a park naked in an attempt to get away from a “giant spider.”

The woman, identified as 40-year-old Danielle Delores Teeples, also admitted to police she had taken drugs, such as crystal meth and crack cocaine, prior to taking off her clothes, WFLA-News reported.

Witnesses who observed Teeples on Sunday told police the woman was “acting erratically,” rubbing her hands through her hair and on parts of her body while running through the park.

Teeples, who allegedly refused to put her clothes back on initially, was later arrested and charged with indecent exposure, the station reported.

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To: billorites
Oh, yeah, mock her. You'll be sorry when the Big Ass Spider comes for you.
21 posted on 09/11/2018 10:22:38 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: billorites

you can’t blame her, noone wants spiders in their pockets


22 posted on 09/11/2018 10:23:17 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Larry Lucido

I can hear my late mother saying “Land sakes! If you just leave the giant spiders alone, they’ll leave you alone!’’ “Now go play with your imaginary friend’’.(I had a weird childhood)


23 posted on 09/11/2018 10:23:52 AM PDT by jmacusa (Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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To: billorites

I'd hit it.

Of course, I'd wait until the giant spiders were through with her.

24 posted on 09/11/2018 10:25:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz (On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
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To: Jeff Chandler

There’s a great one with John Agar, Mara Corday(huba hubba) and Leo G. Carrol called “Tarantula’’. Great stuff.


25 posted on 09/11/2018 10:27:50 AM PDT by jmacusa (Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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To: Larry Lucido
Just because you’re on crack doesn’t mean the giant spiders aren’t after you.

We have big spiders down here that make you run, although normally there’s no time to disrobe.


26 posted on 09/11/2018 10:28:11 AM PDT by 50mm (-.. .-. .. -. -.- / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. . /)
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To: billorites

If I were a spider I would be afraid of her.


27 posted on 09/11/2018 10:28:33 AM PDT by 353FMG
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To: Lazamataz

Prolly pretty nice after she’s all cleaned up.


28 posted on 09/11/2018 10:30:15 AM PDT by oldsicilian
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To: Red Badger
Vote for Gillum and you'll see it everywhere.

-PJ

29 posted on 09/11/2018 10:30:42 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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To: billorites

People need to cut some slack here. I know I run whenever giant spiders are after me.


30 posted on 09/11/2018 10:31:13 AM PDT by DaxtonBrown
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To: Lazamataz

That crazy chick would end up boiling your bunny.


31 posted on 09/11/2018 10:31:37 AM PDT by Spruce
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To: billorites

Used to be people did drugs to party.


32 posted on 09/11/2018 10:35:43 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (alea iacta est)
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To: Political Junkie Too

Gillum may be in jail by then................


33 posted on 09/11/2018 10:36:17 AM PDT by Red Badger (July 2018 - the month the world learns the TRUTH......Q Anon.......Timelines change. Aug 16)
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To: billorites

They also have flying cockroaches!!


34 posted on 09/11/2018 10:36:25 AM PDT by Theophilous Meatyard III
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To: Billthedrill

Loved the comment “we’re gonna need a bigger shoe”....LOL!


35 posted on 09/11/2018 10:36:43 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (I once found a needle in a haystack but it wasn't the one I was looking for...)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Monophobia
36 posted on 09/11/2018 10:38:39 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (alea iacta est)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

“And, kids, if you’re really good and watch through all the commercials, Count Floyd will give you a sneak peak into next week’s feature: ‘Florida Man Vs. The Tidewater Swamp Creatures!’ Ahh-woooo!!!”


37 posted on 09/11/2018 10:39:33 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: C210N; All

Well...you see it has to do really with being in disguise...you put on a “nude” suit so the other spiders can’t find you!


38 posted on 09/11/2018 10:43:16 AM PDT by mdmathis6
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To: billorites

Understandable. Bugs bother me more when I’m not fully clothed, too.


39 posted on 09/11/2018 10:45:17 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine ("It's always a party when you're eating the seed corn.")
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, here’s her FB profiles:
https://www.facebook.com/danielle.teeples.9
https://www.facebook.com/danielle.teeples


40 posted on 09/11/2018 10:47:19 AM PDT by 100%FEDUP (I'm seeing RED!)
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