Today's Ghastly Groaner

The Coeur d'Alene Press ^ | 9/28/18 | D. Barron & Maureen Dolan Editor

[Tomato lover]

A big ‘thank you’ to all who contributed to this thread. A breath of fresh air after yesterday. :)

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Glad you liked it!

[faturism]

I’m a frayed knot.......

[BradyLS]

I recently read a story about a ball player who was beaned by a pitcher in the bottom of the sixth inning.

Can someone tell me where on the body that is?

[Songcraft]

That's the location (the bottom of the sixth inning) where his beans were lurking, prior to the pitch.   (After the pitch, they've now relocated to a different location, the top of the seventh inning.)

[sodpoodle]

Thanks - have been having computer problems so this was great.

Here’s one for you;)

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!” she cries.

The 911 dispatcher says, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes.”

Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher’s telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde is on the line again.

“Never mind,” giggles the blonde, “I got in the back seat by mistake.”

[ProtectOurFreedom]

LOL...I always enjoy that one (even though I shouldn’t).