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[Larry Lucido]

I think we just did this last week. Anyway, here you go again.

That IS a tasty burger!

[blueplum]

I’m not giving up the Miracle Whip. Mayo is tasteless, gross and slimy. Miracle Whip is tangy delicious and not slimy. But I do agree, a hamburger is indeed a ketchup delivery system. And also a mushroom delivery system, but not at the same time as ketchup. Miracle Whip can be used with both but mayo can’t.

[eartick]

I may have missed it in the article but now with the huge marketing push by FAKE Meat producers ,in another year you will be lucky to find 100% US Beef at any of the chains.

And I am not talking about the pink goo they put in ground beef, I am talking about purely 100% FAKE meat substitute that is trying to replace beef protein. A lab grown non meat protein. It even can be cooked to different tastes. You like yours medium rare, it will simulate it by being pink in the middle and oozing out fake juice.

Support the beef industry, demand REAL Beef every time you purchase a burger.

[N. Theknow]

Cheese, any cheese, is yuck!
Why ruin food with a square piece of yellow slime or any other cheese?

[Fiji Hill]

I like green chile on my burger. The Owl Cafe in San Antonio, NM serves fantastic green chile burgers, but I've also seen rave reviews of the Buckhorn Tavern down the street. It seems the two burger joints are engaged in an all-out war.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I remember when McDonald’s was the worst burger around. Many independent burger stands were much better. Sonic is now one of the best to me, and McDonald’s has improved greatly, but our old independent burger joint is still in business.

Gone are the days when you often saw the sign...”5 BURGERS FOR A DOLLAR!” You could feed the family on an outing for that.

But then you could get 6 gallons of gas for a dollar. Just drive in and say...”Gimme a dollar’s worth of gas!

[pepsi_junkie]

This article has more truth in it than perhaps anything I’ve read in five years that wasn’t written by Donald Trump.

[Alas Babylon!]

Cheese. Some of you eat burgers without cheese for reasons I cannot fathom.

Well, how about the lactose intolerant? Who wants diarrhea every time they eat a cheeseburger?

Also, Orthodox Jews. Exodus 23:19: "Thou shall not seethe a kid in his mother's milk." Which means "exnay" on the Cheeseburgers (No milk and meat together. Heck, I know some Jews who won't eat a turkey omelet because it violates the tenants of this commandment).

[Turbo Pig]

Hey, Kurt, a real man puts what ever the f' he wants on his burger*! As long as he's not pretentious about it, it's none of anyone's business. It's between him and his colon. And for the record, get your man card validated by ordering a Goober Burger, especially if it isn't on the menu. They may not have the ingredients; they should know what it is, though. If the waitress looks at you funny, belaying the fact that she has no idea what you are talking about, you have 2 choices. You can educate them on a truly wonderful culinary experience, or you can storm out and find a REAL burger joint.

*- KS is corret, in order for something to qualify as a "burger" it at the very least must contain meat.

[Manuel OKelley]

No thanks on ketchup but heaps of muatard, a runny fried egg, bacon, strong onions, chile, jalapenos, cheese...just about anything elae is good

Not ketchup

[Diapason]

“American cheese is the quintessential burger cheese”

For someone on another continent in the other hemisphere, what is AMERICAN cheese?

[trisham]

The author must be a fun dinner guest.