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Remember That Our Opponents Are Insane Crazy People
Townhall.com ^ | October 11, 2018 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 10/10/2018 10:49:20 PM PDT by Kaslin

I liked it when the howling loonies started pounding on the bronze doors of the Supreme Court like Brett Kavanaugh was totally going to open them up and invite the freaks in to air their many stupid grievances over a hot cup of Too Damn Bad. I also liked it when Lindsey Graham dissed that silly shrieking harpy as he adjusted his tie and smirked. And I liked it when Jesse Kelly channeled Andrew Breitbart by heading down to the protest with a t-shirt that said “Hands Off My Uterus.” I liked a lot of things about last week, and all of them involved liberal jerks being unhappy.

Their pain feeds my soul.

Now, in the wake of our total victory over the forces of whiny, stupid evil – I’m trying to think of another term to describe people who think the hysterical chicks in The Crucible were the good guys and that Atticus Finch was the bad guy – some voices on the right are cautioning us to be magnanimous. To not be sore winners. To extend a hand of friendship to those who oppose us.

Oh, I’m extending a hand, but only part of one. A single finger. Guess which one.

Good sportsmanship applies to sports. It doesn’t apply to street fights. This was a lynching of a good man for cheap political advantage and it must be punished if we are going to have less of them in the future. If we can increase their agony at losing, then we are hastening the day when they learn that they don’t get to win. Not ever.

They will grow tired of all the losing. We, on the other hand, shall never tire of all the winning.

The Fredocon sissies want to steal the joy of victory from us and replace it with the sort of despondent funk that is their preferred state, because True Conservative™ principles require that if we can’t lose outright we must at least feel like we lost.

Except we didn’t lose. We won. Justice won. We defeated a calculated smear designed to destroy an innocent man in the name of progressive tyranny. And we should be happy. And we should be utterly obnoxious about it. And we should laugh at the howling fools getting minimum wage for chasing wussy, flakey senators around parking lots.

This is not the time to go back to the same limp, listless conservatism that got us here in the first place. My new book Militant Normals: How Regular Americans Are Rebelling Against the Elite to Reclaim Our Democracy talks a lot about how the same Conservative, Inc., goofs who want us to surrender now that we’ve won got us here by failing to understand what they were up against in the Before Trump era, when nice guys like Mitt the Cancer-Causing Dog Torturer literally finished last. They were blind out of professional courtesy; the looney left are fellow members of the same elite class, and our conservativish betters didn’t want to rock the boat – or donor-filled cruise ship, as it were.

Ahoy, losers – we’re woke and free of your fussy influence. We have crushed our enemies and driven them before us, and now we hear the sweet music that is the lamentation of the women-identifying persons. You Never Trumpers who used to talk a big game about conservative success to milk the marks now look upon our success and despair. We look at the festival of insanity and choose to giggle.  

What do we see? Joyous misery.

Dick Blumenthal hasn’t been so upset since Charlie was in the wire around New Haven during the Tet Offensive. Where’s Dick’s parade?

Mazie Hirono says Kavanaugh is “going to be on the Supreme Court with a huge taint and a big asterisk after his name.” When he writes the opinion ending the baby killing bonanza that is Roe v. Wade, you can kiss his asterisk, Mazie, if that’s even your real name.

And Corey Booker is now apparently the senator from Chumbawamba.

Then there are the social media blue kooks. Let’s see. Jill Filipovic demanded that Normal women “Divorce your Republican husbands.” If you’re down to take relationship advice from a millennial feminist who writes books with titles like The H-Spot: The Feminist Pursuit of Happiness, I’m thinking you may end up unsatisfied. It sounds like 50 Shades with less bondage but with much more pain. 

And there was another Twitter genius who shall remain linkless who suggested to women, “Don’t ---- Republican men.” Apparently, some feminists think denying conservative men feminist women is going to make conservative men do less of whatever it is that causes them to be denied feminist women. Normal women will scoff at this admonition; taking erotic advice from a feminist is like taking driving lessons from a Kennedy. 

Poor gal. Since she’s presumably only rode the spinning teacups of sexuality that are liberal beta boyz, it’s not unexpected that she doesn’t get why real women choose to ride Colossus, the roller coaster of conservative manhood.

Oh, and let’s not forget the parade of protesting weirdos. From oppression LARPers dressed as handmaids – I liked lonely weird girls better when they read Sylvia Plath – to commie wiccans trying to cast spells to tatted up human pincushions who insisted on telling you their pronouns, these people were all nuts. And that’s awesome. America is watching. America is laughing. And, if the latest polling is any indication, America is determined to vote accordingly.


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KEYWORDS: brettkavanaugh; kurtschlichter; schlichter; supremecourt
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To: HiTech RedNeck

There is no reason to let up at this point. That would be akin to halting a treatment of antibiotics before the infection is eliminated.


21 posted on 10/11/2018 3:49:46 AM PDT by Clean_Sweep
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To: Kaslin

‘I liked lonely weird girls better when they read Sylvia Plath’

ha! brilliant line...knew a couple of these back in the day...


22 posted on 10/11/2018 3:50:50 AM PDT by IrishBrigade
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To: HiTech RedNeck

LOL. Have they got you fooled. They are not in any “pain”! They are feigning pain to get the likes of you to knuckle under and be servile to their demands. And, like the dutiful Christian rube, you bend your knee to them. How Christian is it to voluntarily become a slave to someone else’s feigned emotions?


23 posted on 10/11/2018 3:54:32 AM PDT by raybbr (That progressive bumper sticker on your car might just as wll say, "Yes, I'm THAT stupid!"to)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

‘The worst enemy we have is the Satan that comes after both them and us.’

that bad old Satan sure has ‘been coming’ for a long time, hasn’t he...? persistent little bugger, ole Mr Scratch...


24 posted on 10/11/2018 4:00:25 AM PDT by IrishBrigade
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To: HiTech RedNeck

They deserve no pity and no quarter. Time to reap the whirlwinds.....


25 posted on 10/11/2018 4:05:59 AM PDT by Envisioning (Carry safe, always carry, everyday, everywhere.)
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To: Kaslin
America is watching. America is laughing. And, if the latest polling is any indication, America is determined to vote accordingly.

American is also revolted by it. We realize these demons that the Democrats purposely created and released are not going back into the bottle. Not easily anyway. First step is the Democrats need to be completely crushed.

26 posted on 10/11/2018 4:29:56 AM PDT by palmer (...if we do not have strong families and strong values, then we will be weak and we will not survive)
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To: Billthedrill; Kaslin

27 posted on 10/11/2018 4:58:51 AM PDT by 4Liberty ("The Democrats are the Party of Crime!" - Donald J. Trump)
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To: Kaslin

Full on schadenfreude and I love it!

Have at them, Colonel! Have at them!


28 posted on 10/11/2018 6:08:40 AM PDT by Taxman (We will never be a truly free people so long as we have the income tax and the IRS.)
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To: DesertRhino
My daughter says when they baptized me they should have held me under till bubbled stopped coming up.

LOL

29 posted on 10/11/2018 6:42:02 AM PDT by zeugma (Power without accountability is fertilizer for tyranny.)
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To: Kaslin

taking erotic advice from a feminist is like taking driving or flying lessons from a Kennedy.


30 posted on 10/11/2018 6:45:37 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Envisioning

“They deserve no pity and no quarter. Time to reap the whirlwinds.....”

Give no quarter because you’ll receive none.


31 posted on 10/11/2018 6:54:53 AM PDT by JPJones (More tariffs, less income tax.)
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To: All

We owe not the slightest shadow of civility to the Left.


32 posted on 10/11/2018 7:48:15 AM PDT by Maverick68
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To: HiTech RedNeck

Thanks for posting that, HTRN. I agree 100%.

I love most of what Kurt Schlicter writes, but I do not want to hear about rejoicing in their pain. Let’s rejoice in our victory, the defeat of their evil. Not in their pain.

It takes a lot of guts, a strong mind, and a well-functioning sense of morality to argue with mob mentality, whether it’s on the left or on the right. It’s usually we on the right who do that arguing against the left, but now that we are winning (Wow!) we need to resist the temptation to devolve into the mob mentality and behavior that the left has been immersed in for all these years.

Let’s enjoy our victories. I don’t even mind a bit of gloating. But let’s not enjoy another’s pain. Some Schadenfreude might be understandable, but sadism is the very definition of evil.

Kudos, HTRN!


33 posted on 10/11/2018 10:45:08 AM PDT by generally ( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck
Go read Proverbs chapter one.

I side with Wisdom by laughing at their calamity and mocking when their fear comes.

34 posted on 10/11/2018 10:57:13 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea is getting cold.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

“Are we aiming to be the Church of the Sub-Christian?”

No. We are aiming to win.

I like winning. And I like rubbing the faces of our enemies in our winning.

You should too.

L


35 posted on 10/11/2018 11:02:45 AM PDT by Lurker (President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
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To: Ann Archy; Envisioning
Next to last line of the article:

"Dick Blumenthal hasn’t been so upset since Charlie was in the wire around New Haven during the Tet Offensive. Where’s Dick’s parade?"

36 posted on 10/11/2018 12:59:59 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (duct tape and cable ties hold more worth than pussy hats and resistance)
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To: a little elbow grease

I’ll have a parade for him when he gets charged with STOLEN VALOR CRIMES!!! Or when the people in Conn. DEFEAT HIM!!


37 posted on 10/11/2018 1:02:34 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Kaslin

“My new book Militant Normals: How Regular Americans Are Rebelling Against the Elite to Reclaim Our Democracy”

I don’t want to reclaim a democracy, this country was never founded as a democracy! I want to reclaim our REPUBLIC!!!!


38 posted on 10/12/2018 6:02:45 AM PDT by RipSawyer
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To: Lurker

That kind of “winning” would leave Jesus alone in heaven.


39 posted on 10/12/2018 6:56:49 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Tryin' hard to win the No-Bull Prize.)
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To: Kaslin

ping


40 posted on 10/15/2018 9:58:13 AM PDT by dennisw
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