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satire - Tomahawk-Wielding Elizabeth Warren Vows To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces
Babylon Bee ^ | October 16th, 2018 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/17/2018 8:59:37 AM PDT by Forgiven_Sinner

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After receiving confirmation that she was at least 1/1024th Native American, Elizabeth Warren has embraced her fractional identity. Having gotten an authentic Native American outfit from a costume shop and armed herself with weapons she read on Wikipedia that a Native American might use -- such as the tomahawk -- Warren stood before a buffalo exhibit in the National Museum of Natural History at the Smithsonian to give a speech to the assembled press.

"You pale faces have taken my land, and have angered the Great Spirit!" Warren announced as she glanced down at her book of Native American terms. "This theft has angered my ancestors," Warren continued, though it was unclear if "ancestors" referred to her parents Pauline and Donald or people further back along her family tree. "You will return what is mine, or I will hit you with a wigwam." She paused to look at her book again. "No, that's not right."

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: duplicate; funny; pocahontas; satire; warren
Babylon Bee once again tickles my funny bone.
1 posted on 10/17/2018 8:59:37 AM PDT by Forgiven_Sinner
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2 posted on 10/17/2018 9:04:25 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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Babylon Bee once again tickles my funny bone.

FTA: President Trump took Warren's threat seriously, though, and was planning to assemble a cavalry to stop her. He's reportedly looking for anyone who is at least 1/1024th a cowboy.

Too funny!

3 posted on 10/17/2018 9:08:49 AM PDT by FtrPilot
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Language warning!

Tickle your funny bone with this...
Richard Pryor which way is up?
I won't give away the punch line if you're not familiar with the movie.

4 posted on 10/17/2018 9:09:03 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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Squaw, get in the kitchen and make me some Crab with Tomato Mayonnaise Dressing just ike your Cherokee French chef ancestors made.
5 posted on 10/17/2018 9:10:38 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
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Didn’t she go to college free based on being an Injun?


6 posted on 10/17/2018 9:12:31 AM PDT by Jumper
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7 posted on 10/17/2018 9:13:51 AM PDT by Mase (Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
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That was funny! Ridicule is the best remedy for idiocy.


8 posted on 10/17/2018 9:17:26 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping List)
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FTA: President Trump took Warren's threat seriously, though, and was planning to assemble a cavalry to stop her. He's reportedly looking for anyone who is at least 1/1024th a cowboy.

That's my favorite part! I was going to post this, but I wanted to give Babylon Bee some hits.

9 posted on 10/17/2018 9:18:59 AM PDT by Forgiven_Sinner (Seek you first the kingdom of God, and all things will be given to you.)
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10 posted on 10/17/2018 9:39:51 AM PDT by BeauBo
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She is just another version of Rachel Dolezal. They are both using a similar fraud heritage for self promotion.


11 posted on 10/17/2018 9:46:02 AM PDT by Ms Mable
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My pioneer ancestors are rolling in their graves...laughing.


12 posted on 10/17/2018 9:50:36 AM PDT by nuke_road_warrior (Making the world safe for nuclear power for over 20 years)
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"You will return what is mine, or I will hit you with a wigwam." She paused to look at her book again. "No, that's not right."

LOL - good one...

13 posted on 10/17/2018 9:50:56 AM PDT by GOPJ (Democrats protect MS-13, Open Borders and Criminals. Our side wants JOBS NOT MOBS....)
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Related...

https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3697162/posts


14 posted on 10/17/2018 9:53:32 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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Ah! Shame on me! I should have searched. I’m still rusty at posting; I haven’t posted stuff for years.


15 posted on 10/17/2018 9:59:03 AM PDT by Forgiven_Sinner (Seek you first the kingdom of God, and all things will be given to you.)
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“And for my next shameful stunt, I, Fauxahontas, will walk the trail of tears from here to over there! Where am I? No wait, I can read signs! Gimmie a hint?”


16 posted on 10/17/2018 10:05:51 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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Warren/Dolezal ticket. 1/2020.


17 posted on 10/17/2018 10:53:20 AM PDT by dancusa ( Trump Wins! Obama's 8 years of a kindergarten class trip is over. The adults are in charge now..)
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