Posted on 11/26/2018 1:17:33 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes has apparently been updated to Attack of the Killer Hamburgers.
Yes, this is the latest liberal Chicken Little Global Warming iteration of the End of Times. This time it is hamburgers, not tomatoes, that are going to kill us. The funniest thing about this warning is the earnestness with which it was made by CNN's Philip Mudd on Monday's New Day with nary a smile on his humorless face.
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You’re Free to eat what ever you want until the Dems take control
Must eat...all hamburgers...before they kill us!
“What is killing me is the LACK of In-N-Out burgers in Florida. “
What is killing me here in L.A is the hour-long wait time at the drive thru for In N Out AND Chick Fil A. XD
And I’m just about to fix myself a couple of burgers with some red onions on them for supper.
so, if y’all never hear from me again....
SOMETHING is going to kill ALL OF US.
My aunt died from lung cancer at 75 after 60 years of smoking.
It was a pretty harsh death.
She never complained and said she enjoyed every last cigarette she smoked and wouldn’t do things differently.
If maybe 5 or 10 years was the trade off, so be it.
Only thing I miss about CA is the In and Out burgers! Nothing like them!
Very funny. Gotta eat them to death!!!.
September 4, 2014
Give up meat, save the planet. It really could be that simple, as new research warns that without radical changes to our diets, the food industry alone is likely to cause an 80 per cent increase in greenhouse gas emissions by 2050, exceeding the current emissions targets for the entirety of the global economy. ..."
What is killing me is the LACK of In-N-Out burgers in Florida.
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Do you have Whataburgers? If so, you ain’t missing nothing.
I’m confused. Cow farts are killing us, so to mitigate that we eat the cows. One form of that is burgers. So now eating burgers is causing global warming?
I wish they would make up their minds.
Stock up on the Beano there, Mr. Mudd, and enjoy your long, joyless life contributing to global warming with your excess vegetarian flatulence.
Ditto that here in PA.
Whataburger is hands down the best commercially prepared hamburger in America.
I swear, Lefties make the most stringent Puritan seem like a hedonist. “ANYTHING that you enjoy is EVIL, and it will hurt women and minorities the most!”
The farts are just transferred from beef cattle to vegetarian humans. Seems a zero sum flatulence game to me, and far more noxious since I’m in close proximity to humans most of the time, cattle not so much.
Only thing I miss about CA is the In and Out burgers! Nothing like them!
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