Tater Tots I could definitely understand.
With a side of ketchup.
And a side of mustard. Oh yes, I have, LOL.
I watched a Buddy warn another at the Lunch table in High School to stop stealing Tater Tots off His tray or there would be a hand stabbing.
Well dumbshit grabbed for another one and ended up with 4 holes in the back of the hand.
My buddy reached out and held the guys hand down and pulled the fork out, wiped it off and went back to His lunch
Perforated boy says”YOU STABBED ME!!!”
My Buddy said “I warned you” and finished lunch, got up and went to turn in the tray and the full auto assault fork.
Never again were Tots stolen.