Posted on 12/14/2018 7:42:00 AM PST by Kaslin
Okay, maybe the Right took the war on Christmas a bit far over the past ten years. The beef over wishing people Happy Holidays over Merry Christmas to be more inclusive was a political correctness exercise that was total garbage. It is Christmas season. Yet, as the Left has moved into crazy town, the political correctness exercises have become more intrusive and more ridiculous. The latest front in the war on Christmas centers right on jolly ole’ Saint Nick. Almost 30 percent of people think he should be either female or gender neutral. Logo design company Graphic Springs surveyed folks in the U.S. and U.K for ideas on how to rebrand Santa (via CBS Pittsburgh):
The survey polled approximately 400 people from the United States and United Kingdom. Then, 4,000 people voted on the most popular version of the Santa they designed from the survey.
“Modern Santa” has tattoos, a stylishly-trimmed beard, skinny jeans, sneakers, and a hoverboard. He’s tech-savvy and looks like he could easily feature in GQ magazine.
A new survey found that over 27 percent of people asked would rebrand Santa Claus as a woman or gender-neutral.
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Nearly 11 percent of people said Santa should be female. Over 17 percent said he should be gender neutral.
Santa is a dude. He’s a man. That’s not changing, so we can cut this crap right now. Second, I wish I could say that groups of people were just messing around, saying they want a female or gender neutral Santa to troll and screw around with the survey. I can’t; the Left has become unhinged—and it wouldn’t shock me if the social justice warriors of the world wanted this sort of rebrand.
Then again, things could be worse:
Organizers of a Christmas event have apologized to outraged parents after a fire alarm reportedly prompted Santa Claus to burst out of his grotto, rip off his beard and scream at children to "get the f**k out." https://t.co/E2MyWYJyOr— CNN (@CNN) December 13, 2018
For the kids who want to get probed for Christmas...
St. Nicolas was a real man. A man! Santa Claus is modeled after him. End of story.
How do you turn a whole bunch of kids into gender confused snowflakes?
Is it the water, vaccinations, the schools or their parents?
Whatever it is, is it too late to be turned around?
These kids don’t believe in the 1st and 2nd amendments. Oh well, I’ve had my life and it’s been a great one so why worry about a bunch of gender confused snowflakes:-)
Can you imagine these kids in a war?
It is the folks wanting Santa to be a reptilian alien who worry me! ;-)
Imagine a female Santa with PMS on December 25th.
Too many drones are going to college, obviously.
This preoccupation with all things being gender neutral or equal, causes me to study Santa’s reindeer. Since both genders of reindeer have antlers, here is my analysis:
Dasher and Dancer - maybe a boy and girl - Dancer being a girl?
Prancer and Vixen - that’s easy. Prancer - male, and Vixen, well with a name like that it must be a she.
Comet and Cupid - same thing, a boy and girl.
Donner/Donder and Blitzen. That couple is hard to decipher. Donner is German for thunder, so a boy; Blitzen means lightning, so could be either, but is possibly a girl.
Rudolph is easy. He’s a shy boy with a BIG heart, and determination overload.
This is serious business!!!
The 11th reason Santa must be a male - a long white beard.
Hey lefties. Leave Santa alone!
That is great!
Umm, you ever see some older women?
Honey, don’t pull on santa’s bush.
The affects of fluoride in our water is starting to affect our intelligence it appears. That plus schools that are politically correct.
Yeah - some of my family/relatives crack me up sending me stuff like this to share.
The original Bishop Nicholas wasn’t female or a penguin or an elm tree and as far as anyone knows never self identified himself as anything but a man.
Classic lib insanity: what’s up is down, what’s hot is cold, what’s true is false, what’s male is female. They belong in an asylum, not out running their insane mouths off in society....morons, dangerous morons at that.
Was Saint Nickolas a female or gender neutral?
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