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SNL Writer Offers Oral Sex For Anyone Who Punches MAGA Kid
citizenfreepress.com ^ | 1/22/19 | Kane

Posted on 01/22/2019 1:40:41 PM PST by a little elbow grease

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To: a little elbow grease

No wonder SNL is so unfunny. Her job application was a pic of her boobs.


21 posted on 01/22/2019 1:50:52 PM PST by GnuThere
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To: MeganC

Million dollar cans and a 10 cent brain.


22 posted on 01/22/2019 1:51:04 PM PST by gibsonguy
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To: null and void

Sarah Beattie is a whore.


23 posted on 01/22/2019 1:51:22 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: jstolzen

PS - I hope someone presses charges, PRONTO, against this skank for inciting violence upon a minor. She deserves some time behind bars, and at the least, to be fired from her SNL gig. Will that happen? Oh, OF COURSE NOT! Laws only only apply to the Right nowadays. Left? Not so much.


24 posted on 01/22/2019 1:51:48 PM PST by jstolzen
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Skank would bite his manhood off AND give him an unspeakable, incurable disease.


25 posted on 01/22/2019 1:52:06 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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“She’s committed solicitation to commit assault. That’s a crime in most states.”

My thought too. No difference than offering money.

27 posted on 01/22/2019 1:53:53 PM PST by Baynative ("A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore)
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To: a little elbow grease

That is probably how she got and maintains her job.


28 posted on 01/22/2019 1:54:53 PM PST by Enlightened1
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To: gibsonguy

“Million dollar cans and a 10 cent brain.”

About her ‘cans’ all I see is a horrible back problem from carrying all that mess around. Call me grateful that my girls aren’t that big!


29 posted on 01/22/2019 1:56:06 PM PST by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
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To: a little elbow grease

“Beattie’s vulgar tweet was just one of countless similar violent threats made by leftists in response to the story. Twitter has thus far failed to take any action against any prominent individual for encouraging violence against children.”

These people are inexcusable POS! We know the left truly hates young people. If they can’t get them while they’re in their mama’s womb they’ll wait till they’re older to indoctrinate them to liberalism. The ones who refuse to be indoctrinated will be beat up!


30 posted on 01/22/2019 1:56:19 PM PST by dowcaet
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To: a little elbow grease

Let it be someone with an incurable STD and herpes.


31 posted on 01/22/2019 1:56:42 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: a little elbow grease

Was it Madonna who said she would give anyone a blowjob who voted for Hillary Clinton?


Yes, and apparently no one took up Skeletar on her offer. She’s that skanky and disease-ridden.


32 posted on 01/22/2019 1:57:07 PM PST by RooRoobird20 ("Democrats haven't been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves."the rest were)
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To: null and void

Would it be wrong to pay a 56 year old homeless man with gonorrhea and herpes sores to hit the kid in the face?


33 posted on 01/22/2019 1:58:28 PM PST by CaptainK ('No collusion, no obstruction, he's a leaker')
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To: jstolzen
I don’t recognize my country anymore, as it has COME. TOTALLY. UNGLUED.

I don't either. I sure wish we could split it up. I'd live in the Dakotas or whatever they would give us if I could be sure we'd never have to see or hear from these people again.

34 posted on 01/22/2019 1:59:05 PM PST by madprof98
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To: a little elbow grease

You can count on it.

Democrat females are class - always.

Trash class.....

Even if they aren’t totally repulsive on the outside they are rotten on the inside.


35 posted on 01/22/2019 1:59:53 PM PST by Vlad The Inhaler
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To: WashingtonFire

If wasting your life with whores is what it takes to be a “Great Alpha Male”, I’ll pass on it. I have other terms for such folk.


36 posted on 01/22/2019 2:00:17 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: a little elbow grease

What do you get if you just maybe yell at him a little bit?


37 posted on 01/22/2019 2:01:11 PM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: RooRoobird20

I had a chance to look through Madonna’s book “Sex” when it first came out. Skanky would have been an understatement. I can’t imagine what she must look like by now.


38 posted on 01/22/2019 2:01:12 PM PST by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: a little elbow grease

Maybe this is an underhanded compliment to the lad... who wants that kind of favor except the gutter minded?


39 posted on 01/22/2019 2:02:35 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (May Jesus Christ be praised.)
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To: RooRoobird20

Someone did take Madonna up on her offer:
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/election/madonna-withdraws-oral-sex-promise-hillary-voters-article-1.2864602

With typical results, it could be added.


40 posted on 01/22/2019 2:02:56 PM PST by Retrofitted
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