[Oldeconomybuyer]

[b4me]

Al Gore forgot to pay the global warming bill so right now it’s turned off?

[facedown]

Goebbels is laughing uncontrollably at this point.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

It is cold because it is warm, m’kay?

[New Jersey Realist]

So climate has a personality? Wow! Sounds very scientific. /s/

[WKUHilltopper]

“If there’s global warming, why is it so cold?”

It is global warming. If you boil water long enough, it turns to ice.

[Interesting Times]

I suspect the warmistas are going to get plenty of practice explaining away cold weather in the next few years.

[ArtDodger]

I can prove global warming is due to human activity.
During the day when people are active, it is much warmer than at night when people are inactive and it is the coolest when people are sleeping!
Thank you! Where is my grant money?

[central_va]

War is Peace,
Freedom is Slavery,
Ignorance is Strength,
Warmth creates cold

[brownsfan]

Goebbels Warming has an explanation for everything.

Don’t worry, just pay your carbon tax and it will all be better. In addition, you can feel like a superior person for paying that tax! How wonderful.

[rktman]

85 degrees f in Brisbane Australia currently looking for 87.

[UnwashedPeasant]

"I think a good way to think about it is climate is your personality, and weather is your mood,"

Gaia is angry because people have too much freedom.

[KarlInOhio]

Hot day = climate
Cold day = weather

I know that because every day slightly above average is used as proof of global warming but a cold winter is never disproof.

[jjotto]

Hot is Climate Change. Cold is just weather. Simple.

[bigbob]

Global Colding. Duh.

[Dandy]

Its kinda like when your beer sits too long on the table it gets warm. If your coffee sits on the same table at the same time it gets cold. But you must remember that you need less freedom and to pay more taxes so we all don’t die.

[I want the USA back]

I would believe that, but during a summer heat wave they claim it’s because of “global warming.”

[Yo-Yo]

Remember the ending to the Global Climate Change disaster movie The Day After Tomorrow?

Too hot? Climate Change.
Too cold? Climate Change.
Too wet? Climate Change.
Too dry? Climate Change.

[an amused spectator]

"Clearly in our part of the world, as well as globally, the temperature has been warming for quite some time now," Wolfe said.

Ray Wolfe has personally been to the @sshole Of The Planet, where The Giant Secret World Thermometer resides.

[gunnyg]

“If there’s global warming, why is it so cold?”
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Apprently, there is no news, etc. that cannot be denied; denial, of course, leads to projection out disguised as something else.
It never seems to get too old for attention of some sort.
Shelf-life is indefinite.

Just another of “them thar things” here @ PlanetWTF?
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Next!............

[TomGuy]

Because it is winter.

That happens every year as the Earth circles the Sun. The upper part of the planet leans away from the Sun, thus creating winter. Depending on the jet stream, etc., some winters are cold; some are mild.

Ironically, the reverse happens when the Earth reaches the opposite side of its orbit. Then, we get summer. Some summers are very hot; some are mild.

It has been doing that since the first full orbit of the Earth around the Sun — a few billion years ago.

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