[Mr Ramsbotham]

They also discovered a concentration of C ₂H ₅−OH at about 6 to 8% per 12 oz.

And the dihydrogen monoxide was through the roof! A chemical! That kills people!

[Autonomous User]

And the dihydrogen monoxide was through the roof! A chemical! That kills people!

I decided that I'd stop drinking DHMO altogether and drink only vodka instead. After 6 months I'd lost my job and become homeless, and then I developed pancreatitis and had to spend a month in hospital. It was only then that I realised how foolish I'd been, because vodka contains 60% DHMO.