I’m glad I already Ordered Wifey Here a Full Auto, Satellite Guided, Glock Polymer Construction with, 16’ Tube Magazine Super Daisy Red Ryder BB Gun in Pink Reactive Camouflage with Low Radar Cross Section and the choice of 1000 Rounds of Cop Killer BB’s or 500 Rounds of Incendiary BB’s.
Those Confederate Grey Squirrels can be a real PITA.