LOL
Posted on 03/17/2019 4:39:27 AM PDT by Alas Babylon!
Hey Rod, I can make you speak Irish...
Say “Whale oil beef hooked” real fast...
Here’s another from a few years ago...
Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington D.C. parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the White House. The conversation went like this:
“Good morning, this is Barrack Obama. How might I help you?”
“And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O’Malley at St. Ann’s Catholic Church. There’s a donkey lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o’yer lads to take care of the matter?”
Obama, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, “Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!”
There was dead silence on the line for a moment . . . .
Father O’Malley then replied, “Aye,’ tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.”
You have been holding back on us AB. Time to drop the Sunday Morning Talk show gig and do a stand up Sunday routine for us. It’s much better on the blood pressure. Thanks for the laughs. Kahuna
Maybe we will get MSU again for old times sake. We are the Cinderella team to get there from 6th place.
*** Please note about three of the Sunday political talk shows are not yet up on Youtube.
For now I have included partial bits of two talk shows and am missing one.
Will put up the missing ones and add the full link later.
This is very unusual.
Maybe because of St. Patrick’s Day?
The Sunday political talk shows 3/17/19
Below the FreeRepublic Sunday talk show thread link.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3735279/posts?page=4
The major talking points of the day
“White Supremacy”
“White Supremacy”
“White Supremacy”
“White Supremacy”
“White Supremacy”
Highlight of Fox News Sunday:
Some mayor with long name running for Dem pres. Nomination. Boring white guy.
Link to Fox News Sunday Below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9O3P7RssMw
Highlight of Meet the Press:
Sen. Amy Klobuchar bores during interview, dear Lord this woman is going nowhere., Pat Toomy, with no Republican pride, is interviewed. He needs to go.
Link to Meet the Press show below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHd5gxgBkM0
Above Toomey interview only
Highlight of Face the Nation
Mick Mulvaney defends Trump, does ok, but “white supremacy” is being pinned on Trump no matter how they try.
Below the link to Face the Nation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nneNgwdk4Q
Above Mulvaney interview only.
Highlight of This Week with George Stephanopolous
The guy who doesn’t know how to spell a simple JAY, Jeh Johnson, blames Internet service providers for New Zealand and hints that Trump also to blame. Mine own congress critter, Chris Coons, believes the marvelous child molester Joe Biden WILL run for President.
Link to This Week below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFe53Ydtn_w
Highlight of State of the Union
Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib says Trump needs to lecture “white nationalists”., says the wall is about RACISM.
Link to State of the Union below:
No links available.
Sunday Morning Futures:
Link below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOSKwNPr7PM
NBC was unwatchable today.
CBS not much better.
ABC is the only one I can cherry pick segments, from the ABC Roku channel, and get some insight into what the Dems are thinking. They have the most watchable panels.
LMFAO!
I watched the Peter Buttigieg interview. He likes to talk.
I read on Twitter that he’s gay. I’m sure that will be a plus in the Demonic-Rat party.
Here’s another...
Bridget and her husband Conner go to church every Sunday, and during the service Conner falls asleep.
One afternoon Bridget goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it every time he falls asleep.
The next week at church Conner falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks who is our savior? Bridget pokes him with the needle and he yells out “JESUS!!”
Soon after that he goes back to sleep. The next question the priest asks is: Who is Jesus’s Father? Bridget pokes him with the needle and Conner yells out “GOD!!” and goes back to sleep.
The last question the priest asks is what did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time?
Bridget pricks him with the needle again and Conner yells:
“IF YA POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I’LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!”
So, again, I thank you!!
I can’t watch Wallass even for a minute because it makes me want to punch a hole in the tv when his smug mug comes on, and I really can’t afford a new one!
But I do like a lot of the people on Fox, because a fair number of them are really pro-Trump!
Plus, Fox regarly reports news that is unfavorable to the Demonrats, unlike any other of the cable news outlets.
I am totally done watching Fox News, at least on TV.
I’ll watch Tucker, Maria, and a few others (occasionally) on Youtube but I’m done with the NEVERTRUMPERS there.
Appears to be a high-order psychopath ...
re: “Rush is very high on Pete, “
Where do you get this?
Can your point me to a RL show transcript?
re: “Interesting interview that Pete is doing. He sounds reasonable (compared to 90% of the morons running). He might be the only Maltese Norwegian Dari speaking president.”
Charming and glib ... sociopath ... knows what ‘strings’ to pull to manipulate, cajole, coerce, connive and convince.
Ted Bundy “on a good day.”
If I can quote the prison warden from Cool Hand Luke: "What we have here is a failure to communicate."
Rush was issuing a warning, not heaping praise on this guy ... Geesh!
Let's GO to the transcript:
RUSH: I watched CNN. They had two hours of town halls, I guess, with presidential candidates. One of them was Tulsi Gabbard of Hawaii, and the other one was this mayor of South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg. Keep a sharp eye out for Mayor Pete. Keep an eye on this guy. He is gonna make mincemeat of all the rest of these people.
When [t]his comes to [him] face[ing] these people in debate, if he gets that far, keep an eye on Mayor Pete of South Bend. It’s all I’m gonna say. This guy was articulate for what he believes. He was personable. He had an answer for everything. There was no, “And, y’know, I… Like, uhhhh,” and there was no radicalism. Some things that he believes about Trump are typically crazy, but keep an eye out for Mayor Pete. He’s 37. Keep an eye out for Mayor Pete.
You have ducks?
What are they, some kind of racing ducks?
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