Posted on 05/17/2019 9:00:40 AM PDT by yesthatjallen
Speaking at the White House National Conference on Mental Health on Monday, Vice President Joe Biden told a sometimes serious and sometimes jocular story about the two brain surgeries he needed in 1988 to deal with cranial aneurysms.
Biden told the White House audience “they take a saw and they cut your head off” and “they literally had to take the top of my head off.” He also recounted that as he was being wheeled into surgery he asked the neurosurgeon, “What are my chances of getting off this table completely normal?” The surgeon told Biden he had a better chance of living—and that that chance was in the 35 to 50 percent range.
“The only totally un-chartered portion of the universe is the brain,” Biden said in his White House speech. “You know, as we used to say in the Senate, excuse the point of personal privilege here: I had two cranial aneurysms, and they literally had to take the top of my head off. I mean, they take a saw and they cut your head off, and go in to find the artery that is--one was leaking, the other that hadn't, before it burst.
“Those of you who are docs know every profession has their sick jokes,” said Biden. “The joke among docs is: How do you know someone's had a cranial aneurysm? On the autopsy table. Only 20 percent of the people have it even get to the table.
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Well as we all now know - Biden didn’t beat the odds.
Brain surgery.
What next, Joe? Rocket science?
No Liberal is normal; case closed.
The surgeon was right. Of course it all depends on where Biden started from.
This explains a lot.
“You ain’t never the same when the air hits your brain.”
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2432179/
Brain Surgeon Told Biden He Had Less Than 50% Chance of ‘Being Completely Normal’ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hair transplant plugs can do that.
He’s never recovered since. Taken from his a$$, they grew too far inward.
The condition is called Intracranio-hypercrinusus.
Its a frequent occurrence among hair transplant recipients.
The condition brings onset dementia and frequently Alzheimers.
It’s a requirement by the DNC.
He was right.
I’m not a doctor but I have a friend who suffered a stroke that damaged his brain. He lost most of his inhibitions, and seeing how Biden acts around little girls, swimming in the nude etc, I would not doubt his part of the brain responsible for inhibition has been damaged.
“... seeing how Biden acts around little girls, swimming in the nude etc,”
I think Biden was doing nasty stuff before his brain surgery. He’s just a perv at heart.
What a bizarre, disjointed speech.
That was a good (competent) doctor, we don’t see that many of those these days.
Dems would vote for a turd.
Crazy Joe is an upgrade.
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